Definitions by Didda Tinkle

Super Mario 

The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.

He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.

Super Mario by Didda Tinkle November 18, 2006

mind bullets 

A phrase probably coined by Tenacious D. The phrase appears in the song "Wonder Boy"

My mind-bullets struck him in the artery, causing him to shit his liver out.

mind bullets by Didda Tinkle July 8, 2004

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

copulate by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

pseudonym 

A nickname used to masquer your identity for privacy reasons or so you won't get caught doing something naughty.

Prince is the singer with the most pseudonyms.

Didda Tinkle is my obscure pseudonym.

pseudonym by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

Subliminal Message 

A hidden message or image found in text, music or film. A well-known subliminal message was that of Coca-Cola ads which flashed for less Than a second in movies. You may not have seen it, but your subconscious did. Don't argue with him.

Diggers in delicious donuts are talking idiotically, noticably keeping licked earwax.

Subliminal Message by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

superliminal 

Delivering a message directly as a command or order, unlike subliminal messaging, which delivers them indirectly or without the receiver's knowledge.

"YVAN EHT NIOJ" - Subliminal
"HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!" - Superliminal

superliminal by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

electric car

A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?

"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."

electric car by Didda Tinkle July 3, 2004