Didda Tinkle's definitions

rubberduck

A weakling, a squishy tart with a shrill voice and short memory-span. Now, where was I?

The rubberduck sucked a buck.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

to the limit

Getting crazy-go-nuts, but no more than the restricted amount.

I had to abide by the rules, so I raised the roof to the limit.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

blinger

One who blings in a fashionable sense.

"I got bling-bling," exclaimed Ernie the Blinger.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Super Mario

The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.

He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.

by Didda Tinkle November 18, 2006