Dictionnaire Diabolique's definitions

be realistic

Decrease your expectations.

Look, I know you think you should actually be paid for doing all of this creative work; but, come on, be realistic, you're getting some great exposure here.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 26, 2017

sharer's remorse

The deep sense of regret that washes over you when you realize that you’ve shared something stupid on social media; especially prone are those who share articles before reading them.

Sharer's remorse washed over him as he realized that he was one of the first people to share a fake-news story that went viral.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

senseless violence

Violence whose sense fails to accord with your political ideology.

Vice President Mike Pence tweeted about the "senseless violence" in Las Vegas.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique October 2, 2017

Karen feminism

The faux-feminism popular amongst the likes of Kirsten Gillibrand. It's popular because it allows wealthy white women to throw their male relatives under the bus whilst sneaking out the back door of Privilege Mansion before the woke bombs hit.

That article in UnHerd about "The Sly Sexism of the OK Karen Meme" is peak Karen feminism.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 26, 2020

nostalgiagasm

An emotionally ejaculatory experience brought on by an intense wave of nostalgia.

Had an intense nostalgiagasm last night whilst listening to The Pet Shop Boys . It was actually too much. Had to turn it off right in the middle of "Being Boring".

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

appetude

Hunger-induced bitchiness.

Look, I know it’s been a long ride, but I’ve had just about enough of your appetude.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

like buzz

The endorphin rush that follows a well received social media post.

Posted it an hour ago and I've already got 467 likes. Got a serious like buzz going on here!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017