Dictionnaire Diabolique's definitions

hate hard-on

An irrationally intense and obsessive hatred for something or someone.

Damn! Irfan has a major hate hard-on for Phil, doesn't he?

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 10, 2020

covidy

A person who seems to be suffering from COVID-19.

That sweaty guy in the grocery store was giving off a distinctly covidy vibe.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 15, 2020

covidy

adj. Related to, suffering from, or seeming to suffer from COVID-19 or the ill-effects of the quarantine.

For instance: “Damn, John, that’s a pretty covidy haircut you’ve got there.” Or: “That sweaty covidy cougher in the grocery store was freaking me out.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 16, 2020

punchable voice

A voice that is so annoying that it makes you want to punch the speaker.

I was listening to Sam Harris’s podcast when Anna-Liisa woke up this morning. This is what she said to me: “You know how the French have that great expression ‘tête à claques’ (or ‘face à claques’), which roughly translates to ‘punchable face’, a face that’s so annoying that you just wanna punch it? Well, Sam Harris has a punchable voice.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 19, 2020

Karen feminism

The faux-feminism popular amongst the likes of Kirsten Gillibrand. It's popular because it allows wealthy white women to throw their male relatives under the bus whilst sneaking out the back door of Privilege Mansion before the woke bombs hit.

That article in UnHerd about "The Sly Sexism of the OK Karen Meme" is peak Karen feminism.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 26, 2020

friend price

Price demanded by someone who doesn't value you.

Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 4, 2017

Collateral divorcage

Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.

My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017