Dictionnaire Diabolique's definitions
People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
Get the dis-diseasemug. Machiavellian colleague who regularly sends out passive-aggressive emails, cc-ing everyone, whose sole purposes are to: take credit for other people’s work; cast aspersions on colleagues; and give their superiors the impression that they’re taking care of business. As you might expect, cc-ebombers are much-loved by ill-informed management, and much-despised by those who actually have to work with them.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
Get the cc-ebombermug. In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
Get the off the chartsmug. That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
Get the active listeningmug. by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017
Get the like buzzmug. Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 30, 2017
Get the alternative factsmug. Hunger-induced bitchiness.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
Get the appetudemug.