43 definitions by Dick Splash

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

fucker

What you become after you have sex for the first time.

"Hey, I fucked Susie last night so now I'm a fucker. What did she mean when she said I haven't come yet?"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

fucker

Member of a union who whines and complains like a little girl.

Read your job description, fucker.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

yank

To cause pleasure and ejaculation.

Yank this, bitch.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

by Dick Splash August 16, 2003