43 definitions by Dick Splash

rag wool

Material made sheep and woven into fine and warm sweaters.

I like rag wool sweaters, 'cos they are warm and you get to fuck the supplier.

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

nipple

Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.

Bite it harder.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

by Dick Splash November 21, 2016

foofoo

The shit you spread to your workers in the form of dust, instead of telling them they are stupid cunts, spread some fooffoo dust on them to keep them relatively productive stupid cunts who won't whine as much.

That stupid cunt needs foofoo dust daily.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004