1 definition by Dick Liquorz
To be fucked over, screwed over, or have your life get that much worse. The "speedbump" that horribly fucks up your once perfect life. This occurs when your life is already rock-bottom and God throws you a shovel.
"Did you hear about John? Not only was he raped by another guy, that guy had AIDS, crabs, and the clap! Talk about getting K-Mocked!!!"
"Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"
"Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"
by Dick Liquorz April 16, 2009