Dick Clicker's definitions

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Saudi Arabian Dab

A popular dance move that is illegal in Saudi Arabia for whatever reason. Look it up.

Guy: Have you see Muhammad Abdullah Rajjam Khaled Mahar Salibi Bahar Rabdumen Abdullah al-Hassan?
Other Guy: No, he was caught doing the Saudi Arabian Dab

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Pythagorean Theorem

States that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. While this is useful in math class, you won't be using it when you are bagging groceries or working retail or selling Nerf Guns.

Student: Ms.? When will we use the Pythagorean Theorem in real life?
Teacher: Well, um, real estate agents often use it to find out how much a house is worth?
Students: Ekscuze me waddahell

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

bournography

The art of ejaculating during the presentation of Jason Bourne, either in video or book form.

Man: Why is Jason Bourne in a fighting ring. Welp, time for some sweet bournography

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Soviet's Pie

A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.

Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Technosexual

One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit

Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Social Studies

A typical school subject that consists of world history. However, it is most likely the most useless subject to be circled around the education system, because, unfortunately, when you're working at the cash register at McDonald's, no one is going to ask you to name all of the Chinese dynasties.

Student: What's your favorite class?
Student 2: Social Studies!
Student: Hey, what do you think is the most useless subject?
Student 2: Ummmmmm

You get the idea.

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018