Diane aka the BITCH's definitions

Scrunchy face

The process of scrunching all the muscles in your face.

Micah looks so cute with his angry scrunchy face.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

120 reset

To unplug a computer in order to reset or unjam it. The 120 comes from the fact that 120 volts is the wall socket voltage in the United States and CanaDUH.

*** Only do this as a last ditch effort.

My computer is fucked so I have to 120 reset.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ABEND

Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation. Used to explain to fellow netizens (especially on USENET) that one will be losing (or has not had) Internet access for some time for reasons outside one's control.

Because the courts say my h4x0ring of NASA jacked them up ...I will be ABEND for a while.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

IANAMD

I Am Not A Medical Doctor.

IANAMD though for an ear ache try a few drops of sweet oil.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ABVND

Absent By Voluntary Net Deprivation.

The Internet has ruined my life so I am ABSEND.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ABSEND

Absent By Self Enforced Net Deprivation .

I feel the urge to h4x0r so I will be ABVND.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

Stalkerizing

The process of someone following you in and out of internet chat rooms. Or locating you by checking their buddylist every 10 seconds to see where you are.

Micah is stalkerizing me.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005