2 definitions by Di Jota

let me hit it.

Phrase developed by the JC of Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas. Used as a casual greeting, instead of your mom jokes, and to infer taht you want to tap that.

Guy 1: I told the JC's aunt to let me hit it and she did.
Guy 2: Damn, she is fine as hell.
Guy 1: Hell yea.

Guy 1: Hey.
Guy 2: Let me hit it.

by Di Jota March 11, 2009

smishmammered

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

by Di Jota February 8, 2009