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This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004
Get the morning wood mug.An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.
I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004
Get the heroes of might and magic 3 mug.A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
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Get the San Diego mug.If you want to get technical, a redneck is someone who does a lot of hard labor out in the sun and therefore their neck turns red from sunburn. And for all the shit these people take, without 'em there wouldn't be a whole lot of food in this nation.
Generally, rednecks are white people possessed of traditional values, although some are rowdier. They work hard, love their families, and raise quality young men who have moral standing. While not all attend college, rednecks tend to have a strong advantage when it comes to common sense, and the ones that do go to college are some of the best people we have in the United States ( See George W. Bush ).
Generally, rednecks are white people possessed of traditional values, although some are rowdier. They work hard, love their families, and raise quality young men who have moral standing. While not all attend college, rednecks tend to have a strong advantage when it comes to common sense, and the ones that do go to college are some of the best people we have in the United States ( See George W. Bush ).
For all you assholes who stereotype them, the next time you see a redneck boy chopping wood at noon remember he's probably been up since four and done twice the work in an hour as you've done in a week. And then remember that he'll someday have a loving wife and kids who'll be with him all his life, while you stew in the bile of a divorce over your homosexual affair and lose custody of your goth-punk S.O.B. druggie brats. And then remember that he can kick your ass across his 600 acres of farmland without even trying. So be respectful.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004
Get the Redneck mug.1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.
2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.
3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.
4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.
3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.
4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.
2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.
3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.
4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.
3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.
4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 April 10, 2005
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a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004
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