Demon Phoenix 1337's definitions

marines

A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.

People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005

cockvampire

refers to people, dude or bitch, who suck cock the way a vampire sucks blood, like they need it to live.

Chris is a cockvampire.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 February 27, 2004

Morrowind

Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.

"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Jeep

My vehicle. A very reliable one at that, running a 4.0L I-6. I got a '93 Cherokee at 130,000 miles, put about 50,000 miles on it and i've only had to get a radiator hose replaced and the AC tweaked. Treat a Jeep well and it'll treat you well. Not to be confused with Truck or SUV. An F-150 is a truck, and a good one at that. A Yukon is an SUV, and a good one at that. A Jeep is a Jeep; it's been around since the word "SUV" still meant "Strategic Unmanned Vehicle".

Yes, the little ricers can go fast. But get them offroad and you can commence the punishment.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

heroes of might and magic 3

An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.

I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004

morning wood

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004