Demon Phoenix 1337's definitions

bleeding ass liberal

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.

Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004

antiwar protestor

Either

a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers

or

b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.

I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...

a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."


b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004

static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

heroes of might and magic 3

An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.

I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004

morning wood

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004

embezzler

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.

The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Hilary Duff

Talentless, with a bad voice and an obnoxious teen-queen attitude. Rival of the much hotter, much better breasted Lindsey Lohan. The only good thing about Duff is that if she's drunk enough, all you have to do is go to the same party as her to get some teen-queen ass, but not if you're too old.

See jailbait

Bob- "Hey guys, last night I got hammered and I fucked Hilary Duff!"

Tim- "Shit dude, how was it?"

Bob- "I dunno, I blacked. Ask one of the hundred other guys at the party, they all would be able to answer your question too."

Tim- "Ah shit, they all got arrested."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 January 1, 2005