3 definitions by Debbie Doolittle

Bettman

A large human shit. Named after the NHL commish Gary Bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.

This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.

Wheres the crapper? I been holding in a Bettman for aboot two hours, eh.

by Debbie Doolittle March 1, 2005

suicided

Killed by someone of a higher power, therefore investigations conclude it was suicide.

The authorities say he committed suicide days before he was to testify against George W Bush. I'm sure it was George's associates that suicided him.

by Debbie Doolittle March 10, 2005

red leaf

Slang for the blood stain around a woman's vagina caused by having sexual intercourse during menstruation

The sex went from first to worst when I saw a red leaf down there.

by Debbie Doolittle September 7, 2022