Alex Vaughn

A piece of human trash (it's okay he asked me to)

Alex Vaughn is a self depriving waste of life.

by Deadxroses June 02, 2018

Floorio

A Oreo that rolled on the floor.

Oh gawd Angela you turned the Oreo into a Floorio

by Deadxroses May 29, 2016

Nicole

That girl that went to your school for 2 weeks then left

I can't believe Nicole left after 2 weeks

by Deadxroses March 15, 2017

Sleeping laurd

When you and you friend agree to pull an all nighter and they fall asleep

Olivias being a sleeping laurd

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

marshmelon

A marshmelon is someone who comes to your house eats all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms then leaves.

Olivia is such a marshmelon.

by Deadxroses May 28, 2016

Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all

Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Icing on a knife

1) A person who is batshit crazy
2) someone who is so high they become a bat

You should have seen her at the party she was icing on a knife.

by Deadxroses June 02, 2018