Dazzla's definitions

McDonalds

A business that sells things that people happen to eat.

Shall we go down McDonald's for lunch or shall we spend it in the toilet cramming urinal bars down our throats and throwing up?

by Dazzla July 8, 2003

sheeple

Word used to describe any group of people subscribing to a shared doctrine or system of beliefs, although accurately applied only in in situations where the beliefs or doctrines are used deliberately to control their adherents.

Also used inaccurately by angst-ridden (ie virgin) teenagers and Korn fans (not always the same thing, strangely) to describe those older, richer, better looking, better dressed, more sexually successful etc... than themselves.

"Hey dude. Look at all those smart, good looking, well-dressed sheeple out there getting laid, laughing and generally having the times of their lives. I'm sure glad I ain't like that. Baaaaaaaa Baaaaaaa"

by Dazzla October 1, 2003

homophobia

The last acceptable bigotry.

"If racism or sexism in the workplace were as prevalent as homophobia, almost everyone in sales would be on a final warning"

by Dazzla September 30, 2003