Dazzla's definitions

media

An 'industry' that exists to provide a job for rich, bored kids who are able to work* for next to nothing for the first eight years of their working life before being given a 'break'. This usually consists of sucking a fat sweaty producer's minging weapon for the chance to make tea for Jamie Theakston.

*In divergence from the usual definition of the word, 'work' is here defined as 'bitch incessantly about the other coked-up shit-for-brains tossers (who use question inflection for every sentence they ever speak due to their crippling insecurities hidden by self0abuse and eating disorders) that you work with then take your holidays with them to Cannes or the Edinburgh Festival'

"Oh, well the media isn't reaslly a job, darling? It's more of a lifestyle choice, yah, y'know?"

by Dazzla September 29, 2003

McDonalds

A business that sells things that people happen to eat.

Shall we go down McDonald's for lunch or shall we spend it in the toilet cramming urinal bars down our throats and throwing up?

by Dazzla July 8, 2003

homophobia

The last acceptable bigotry.

"If racism or sexism in the workplace were as prevalent as homophobia, almost everyone in sales would be on a final warning"

by Dazzla September 30, 2003