9 definitions by David Atkins
a mid level bully is someone who is soft of big and sort of cool. He is a kid in high school who takes a little bit of shit from the most popular kids but takes it out on the majority of kids smaller then him.
Mike was captain of the football team and kicks everyone's ass, David isn't as athletic but he is a mid level bully makes some underclassmen fell like shit.
by David Atkins April 26, 2009
PGP stands for Pre-Game Poop. This is when an individual is stressed out enough that their anxiety causes physical illness or problems in their intestines.
PGP's can vary from taking the biggest crap of your life, to experiencing explosive diarrhea so vile you run behind the nearest bush and drop your load to relieve your agony.
A PGP usually occurs prior to playing in an important game, acting in a play, your first court case as a lawyer, or any other event that would result in you feeling overwhelmed.
PGP's can vary from taking the biggest crap of your life, to experiencing explosive diarrhea so vile you run behind the nearest bush and drop your load to relieve your agony.
A PGP usually occurs prior to playing in an important game, acting in a play, your first court case as a lawyer, or any other event that would result in you feeling overwhelmed.
Brian: You ready for state finals today.
Zach: uh...I got take a PGP first...I'll be back.
Steve: Where the hell have you been, we have to go on stage in two minutes.
Mike: Oh, god! I had the worst PGP of my life, I think I just lost three pounds taking a dump in that trash can by the back of the theater.
Zach: uh...I got take a PGP first...I'll be back.
Steve: Where the hell have you been, we have to go on stage in two minutes.
Mike: Oh, god! I had the worst PGP of my life, I think I just lost three pounds taking a dump in that trash can by the back of the theater.
by David Atkins March 10, 2011
when someone grabs their nuts in their hand and shakes it vigorously in front of a large group of people. Jitter bugging is often done as a group event.
I'm never hanging out with those fag's again, i walked into there room and they were all jitter bugging.
by David Atkins February 19, 2009
a word to describe any piece of underwear that is in someway unsavory. it is best used in reference to briefs with holes, or skid marks, but best used in reference to a banana hammock.
"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."
by David Atkins April 26, 2009
This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.
In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper
by David Atkins February 19, 2009
That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.
weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.
weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.
Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
by David Atkins February 19, 2011
Urban Elixir is another word for crack or cocaine made famous by Baltimore City newspapers and websites.
Mr. Janis says urban elixir is another word for crack. I'm pretty sure he just made it up to sound fancy, but newspapers use it so I guess it's legit.
by David Atkins March 3, 2011