Davedale 's definitions

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

Chodachocker

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .

They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Rollerama queen

A frequently overweight effeminate male who is no good at it but loves to rollerscate.

We saw Claud Gordado at the Rollerama doing the disco , he’s a rollerama queen

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 5, 2019

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 4, 2019

Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

by Davedale August 4, 2019