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Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier
by Davedale August 29, 2019
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Chodachocker

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .
They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong
by Davedale August 7, 2019
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Rollerama queen

A frequently overweight effeminate male who is no good at it but loves to rollerscate.
We saw Claud Gordado at the Rollerama doing the disco , he’s a rollerama queen
by Davedale July 19, 2019
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Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.
Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose
by Davedale August 5, 2019
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shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth
That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler
by Davedale August 4, 2019
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Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .
Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...
by Davedale August 4, 2019
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