Davedale 's definitions

Peckerchecker

A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants

Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Freda-feltcher

Freda-Feltcher is a girl with a rep. She is paradoxically unattractive, yet has had, thru use of alcohol and trickery some say saucery , managed to have as many sexual encounters as a gay guy in the 70s ot your ave NBA Star . She is one you truly would be “afraid a Feltcher”

That Kermit guys chick has really been around, I heard she did the football team AND the band, both in the same night . She’s a Freda-Feltcher

by Davedale July 17, 2019

Majoris

Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes

This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris

by Davedale July 18, 2019

rooty kazotie

the act, no rather the ART, of running ones tongue up someone's anus.

"Were gonna go rooty kazotie on you-tie"

by Davedale April 29, 2021

Yikes dykes

1.Butch lesbians that are scary looking. Or, 2. A subtle euphemism for dykes if you just use the first work “Yikes” , to point them out without being obvious .

That bouncer chick that works at the Diltod is scary, yikes dykes.
Check out the two waking toward us in the pendaltons w the combed back hair: “YIKES. (Whisper : dykes)

by Davedale August 18, 2019

Shitozel

Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .

That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Skunt

1. A chick who is whiny, insulting, confident beyond her looks and demanding above her station. She’s condescending, rude , loud and bossy, a sort of Uber cu&@t. Frequently married to a wimpy beta.
2. A chick w an unusually odiferous vagina

All they did was ask that skanky looking chick to keep it down down, and she started screaming and filming with her cellphone saying she was gonna sue, she was a real skunt

by Davedale July 16, 2019