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Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?
Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board
by Davedale August 5, 2019
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Fuckoit

A sexual encounter with a partner several rungs down the social food chain from oneself , usually the result of marked desperation or Uber convenience.
She’s not much to look at , but wasn’t a bad fuckoit considering I didn’t even have to get out of the stall.
by Davedale July 14, 2019
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Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.
I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.
by Davedale August 12, 2019
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Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .
The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank
by Davedale July 19, 2019
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Wang-ganggler

A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .
I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, he’s a big wang-ganggler
by Davedale July 20, 2019
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Complishit

A pandering , totally condescending PC compliment directed at usually a small child but occasionally a woman; common when kids call in NPR talk show, struggle through dumb question and then hosts fawn all over them.
I was listening to NPR when this not very bright 6 year old called in and asked what “cacaluda” meant ; the hosts started wildly kissing up, natch, paying them a total complishit
by Davedale July 28, 2019
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Regape

A date where consensual sex occurs , then when the woman in the equation describes it to her friend,
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape”
Tiffany returned to the dorm and told her roomie Alex about the sex she had with Tab, and Alex tells Tiffany that her ambivalent feelings mean she was raped . Tiffany then experiences a regape .
by Davedale November 10, 2019
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