Definitions by Davedale
Junkpunk
A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.
Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk
Tongueplunger
Someone who can stiffen their tongue enough to bury it at least three inches into someone’s anus. Can b of either sex or orientation but reported to be most common amongst millennial males who change under a towel tent but stare at naked boomers at the gym. Often accompanied by top button of golf shirt buttoned.
They had a clip on pornhub that was gross, some freak buried his tongue into an old cops ass. He was a tongueplunger.
Tongueplunger by Davedale August 24, 2019
Peckerchecker
A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants
Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker
Peckerchecker by Davedale August 24, 2019
Shower coward
A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.
Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.
Shower coward by Davedale August 24, 2019
Swinging cocklocker
A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
Swinging cocklocker by Davedale August 24, 2019
Tentqueen
A grown man afraid , for reasons know only to him , to change clothes at the gym in front of other guys . He makes a tent with a large towel and struggles to change underwear and gym shorts under it . Usually younger and never had PE, frequently stares at older guys who are not tentqueens
Millennimo
A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.
Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo
Millennimo by Davedale August 23, 2019