Davedale 's definitions

Junkpunk

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.

Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.

Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Flarmer

A guy with a voice so effeminate and gay sounding it can actually set off fire alarms.

They had NPR on at work and one of the reporters was a flarmer, his voice actually set the fire alarm off it was so flaming .

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Beak-freak

Someone who enjoys having their intimate partner stimulate their anal-rectal verge by burying their nose into the area and then vibrate tones of stimuli into their lower GI tract. They frequently choose partners far below them of the social food chain solely for their sizable usually ethnic NOSE...

This MLB Star was dating that homeless gypsy chick w the big schnozola because he is a major league BEAK-FREAK

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

by Davedale August 5, 2019