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Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .
The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank
by Davedale July 19, 2019
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Shitard

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”
by Davedale August 13, 2019
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Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?
Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board
by Davedale August 5, 2019
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Masscrackaloder

Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.
That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses she’s beginning to look two demensional
by Davedale August 21, 2019
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Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier
by Davedale August 29, 2019
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Feminazicunt

A feminist who is extreme in her views, especially PC neurosis and social justice warrior’ing , but on top of that she is a major cunt., like ,” no you can’t invite your best friend you have had since high school I don’t like him”
We got Super Bowel tickets , but Terry can’t come, his wifes being a feminazicunt and says that’s her cousin’s birthday so they have to go to Pomona to the party because she hadn’t ever met said cousin and that football is sexist .
by Davedale August 16, 2019
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Skiget

A regular skank, but real short. It’s a combo word of skank and midget ,
This “skiget”
Man I’m so jealous of Joey, Skiget he’s doing gives him a standing BJ
by Davedale July 19, 2019
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