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Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .
I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.
by Davedale July 14, 2019
Get the porkaloading mug.From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin
I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.
by Davedale July 31, 2019
Get the Scheiss-schegander mug.Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns
by Davedale August 6, 2019
Get the Cracksnackler mug.They had NPR on at work and one of the reporters was a flarmer, his voice actually set the fire alarm off it was so flaming .
by Davedale August 7, 2019
Get the Flarmer mug.Someone who enjoys having their intimate partner stimulate their anal-rectal verge by burying their nose into the area and then vibrate tones of stimuli into their lower GI tract. They frequently choose partners far below them of the social food chain solely for their sizable usually ethnic NOSE...
This MLB Star was dating that homeless gypsy chick w the big schnozola because he is a major league BEAK-FREAK
by Davedale August 13, 2019
Get the Beak-freak mug.Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.
That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses she’s beginning to look two demensional
by Davedale August 21, 2019
Get the Masscrackaloder mug.A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier
by Davedale August 29, 2019
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