Davedale 's definitions

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

Skiget

A regular skank, but real short. It’s a combo word of skank and midget ,
This “skiget”

Man I’m so jealous of Joey, Skiget he’s doing gives him a standing BJ

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Feminazicunt

A feminist who is extreme in her views, especially PC neurosis and social justice warrior’ing , but on top of that she is a major cunt., like ,” no you can’t invite your best friend you have had since high school I don’t like him”

We got Super Bowel tickets , but Terry can’t come, his wifes being a feminazicunt and says that’s her cousin’s birthday so they have to go to Pomona to the party because she hadn’t ever met said cousin and that football is sexist .

by Davedale August 16, 2019

Morandize

When the cops advise a gay guy if his rights. Like Mirandized to a straight guy.

Did you morandize those guys we bused in the West Hollywood toilet ?

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Peckerchecker

A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants

Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Millennimo

A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.

Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo

by Davedale August 23, 2019

Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

by Davedale July 31, 2019