Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

Junkpunk

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.

Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Complishit

A pandering , totally condescending PC compliment directed at usually a small child but occasionally a woman; common when kids call in NPR talk show, struggle through dumb question and then hosts fawn all over them.

I was listening to NPR when this not very bright 6 year old called in and asked what “cacaluda” meant ; the hosts started wildly kissing up, natch, paying them a total complishit

by Davedale July 28, 2019

Fariter

A chronic fart lighter. Sometimes develops skills such as etching initials on someone’s back or the side of their car.

That Fariter got busted for setting his poodles hair on fire

by Davedale August 07, 2019

Face case

Someone who fantasizes about burying their face into the crack of a big, white, hairy butt crack.. They can be if any sex it sexual orientation, often associated w compulsive fart huffing

That Chick Moshe is dating w the big schnozola apparently likes to bury her face is in ass, she’s a real Face Case

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Regape

A date where consensual sex occurs , then when the woman in the equation describes it to her friend,
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape”

Tiffany returned to the dorm and told her roomie Alex about the sex she had with Tab, and Alex tells Tiffany that her ambivalent feelings mean she was raped . Tiffany then experiences a regape .

by Davedale November 10, 2019