Davedale 's definitions

Skiget

A regular skank, but real short. It’s a combo word of skank and midget ,
This “skiget”

Man I’m so jealous of Joey, Skiget he’s doing gives him a standing BJ

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Feminazicunt

A feminist who is extreme in her views, especially PC neurosis and social justice warrior’ing , but on top of that she is a major cunt., like ,” no you can’t invite your best friend you have had since high school I don’t like him”

We got Super Bowel tickets , but Terry can’t come, his wifes being a feminazicunt and says that’s her cousin’s birthday so they have to go to Pomona to the party because she hadn’t ever met said cousin and that football is sexist .

by Davedale August 16, 2019

Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

by Davedale July 31, 2019

porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Millennimo

A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.

Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo

by Davedale August 23, 2019