Davedale 's definitions

Beak-freak

Someone who enjoys having their intimate partner stimulate their anal-rectal verge by burying their nose into the area and then vibrate tones of stimuli into their lower GI tract. They frequently choose partners far below them of the social food chain solely for their sizable usually ethnic NOSE...

This MLB Star was dating that homeless gypsy chick w the big schnozola because he is a major league BEAK-FREAK

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.

Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Tongueplunger

Someone who can stiffen their tongue enough to bury it at least three inches into someone’s anus. Can b of either sex or orientation but reported to be most common amongst millennial males who change under a towel tent but stare at naked boomers at the gym. Often accompanied by top button of golf shirt buttoned.

They had a clip on pornhub that was gross, some freak buried his tongue into an old cops ass. He was a tongueplunger.

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Junkpunk

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.

Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Fuckoit

A sexual encounter with a partner several rungs down the social food chain from oneself , usually the result of marked desperation or Uber convenience.

She’s not much to look at , but wasn’t a bad fuckoit considering I didn’t even have to get out of the stall.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Chodachocker

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .

They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong

by Davedale August 7, 2019