Davedale 's definitions

Skiget

A regular skank, but real short. It’s a combo word of skank and midget ,
This “skiget”

Man I’m so jealous of Joey, Skiget he’s doing gives him a standing BJ

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Pie hole

An opening in the lower face of a haughty Social justice warrior that , when opened , emits bitching and whining about this or that being “inappropriate” or “ in poor taste” frequently a millennial snowflake but can also be on a plain old biotoch, often associated with low T ...

That apple store clerk was bitching about identifying someone referring to their race , they should shut their pie holes!

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Wang-ganggler

A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .

I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, he’s a big wang-ganggler

by Davedale July 20, 2019

Queefsnagler

A person who fetishizes queefs to the point of burying his face in the perineun as they are let and snarfs the emissions like a loud raspberry on a baby’s stomach .

I know this queefsnagler who almost got asphyxiated as he snarfed the gash of this queef monster he’s dating

by Davedale July 21, 2019

Complishit

A pandering , totally condescending PC compliment directed at usually a small child but occasionally a woman; common when kids call in NPR talk show, struggle through dumb question and then hosts fawn all over them.

I was listening to NPR when this not very bright 6 year old called in and asked what “cacaluda” meant ; the hosts started wildly kissing up, natch, paying them a total complishit

by Davedale July 28, 2019

Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

by Davedale July 31, 2019