Tongueplunger

Someone who , OCD style , compulsively and sometimes violently plunges their tongue deep into people’s anuses. They frequently are normal in appearance other that the hyper, jittery demeanor of just someone w ADD/ OCD. But don’t let their conservative threads throw you, they are hyper because they are fantasizing on doing their dirty deed, and when they loose control stick their tongue out (inappropriately ) at dinner parties , et al. Caveat : proceed w caution f you have a large , hairy white butt.
My friend dated this this tongueplunger she was hot but he spent a fortune on proctologist’s bills.
by Davedale August 13, 2019
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Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.
Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
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Millennicunt

A millennial aged chick that has most of the following features : ave or below in looks, hair dyed a color that doesn’t exist in nature , multiple “me too” claims (usually someone accidentally breathed on their neck), and is loud, proud and angry. If attending college usually jas a major w “studies “ on the end
That chick what’s barged into the men’s room at the game because she said her’s had a line was a real millennicunt
by Davedale August 30, 2019
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Skant

A skank so unattractive that , in spite of receptiveness, you have no interest in partaking in any sexual encounter
I met this skant at the Burger King, she was coming on to me but was such a scode I went to get the car washed instead.
by Davedale July 15, 2019
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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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Buttangler

Someone with a compulsive tendency to grope butts.
That buttangler grabbed my ass , and I’m a dude so, ... too weird ..
by Davedale August 13, 2019
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