Davedale 's definitions

Beak-freak

Someone who enjoys having their intimate partner stimulate their anal-rectal verge by burying their nose into the area and then vibrate tones of stimuli into their lower GI tract. They frequently choose partners far below them of the social food chain solely for their sizable usually ethnic NOSE...

This MLB Star was dating that homeless gypsy chick w the big schnozola because he is a major league BEAK-FREAK

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

Masscrackaloder

Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.

That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses she’s beginning to look two demensional

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Skiget

A regular skank, but real short. It’s a combo word of skank and midget ,
This “skiget”

Man I’m so jealous of Joey, Skiget he’s doing gives him a standing BJ

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Feminazicunt

A feminist who is extreme in her views, especially PC neurosis and social justice warrior’ing , but on top of that she is a major cunt., like ,” no you can’t invite your best friend you have had since high school I don’t like him”

We got Super Bowel tickets , but Terry can’t come, his wifes being a feminazicunt and says that’s her cousin’s birthday so they have to go to Pomona to the party because she hadn’t ever met said cousin and that football is sexist .

by Davedale August 16, 2019

A brown

Anal intercourse , penile insertion into the rectum via the a anus with resultant ejaculation

my girlfriend is a very versatile , wild , three Input pork monster . She’s all smiles this week because next week is national “give your bitch a brown week”

by Davedale July 18, 2019

Flambanus

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.

Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )

by Davedale August 9, 2019