Definitions by Dave

urmomahor 

your mom is a slutty ass whore

damn yo...ur such an urmomahor

urmomahor by dave July 18, 2003

urmomahor 

your mom is a skanky ass whore

damn yo, this kid is soo rude, he is such an urmomahor

urmomahor by dave July 18, 2003

lilmawwie 

a person that posess all around beauty

wow! mary, u must be lilmawwie

lilmawwie by dave July 18, 2003

Pen15 

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.

Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Pen15 by Dave July 16, 2003

Almost as sexy as Kitty 

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

Almost as sexy as Kitty by Dave July 15, 2003

Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

Grumble Porn by Dave July 14, 2003

Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)

Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.

Grumble Porn by Dave July 14, 2003