untied

Very common mispelling of "united".

"Making a typo that reads 'UNTIED States of America' is very very very very very bad. Watch out!"
-me

by Dave October 31, 2004

the meaning of life

Please watch "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" for all the information you need. ^_~ you'll thank me later.

"Do it. Don't think, just buy the damn movie. Trust me on this. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 01, 2004

Munta Hunter

The pratice of purposely intending to pull a Munta

The lads had dared Craig to pull the uglist girl (munta) in the club that night!!!

by dave November 09, 2004

Foreign Aid

Foreign Aid is a program involving a country giving money to another country for the purpose of, as it implies, aiding its development and other purposes.

Foreign Aid has its importance, but in the case of the United States of America, Foreign Aid is royally fucking us. For example, what do you think would happen if you sent Foreign Aid to an Arab country? The terrorist cells in that country would smuggle it and steal it, and thus use the aid to upgrade their nefarious deeds.

If you're going to use Foreign Aid, be absolutely careful. Be careful who you trust. Also, we should consider ceasing Foreign Aid to every country because they hate us.....we should wait until they come to us on their knees begging for our help and then we be like, "oh NOW you want our help after all this hate you've been giving us". lol

"Foreign Aid is necessary in this day and age, but it's fucking us because the world hates us."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

Mikhail Less

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.

"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me

by Dave March 25, 2004

gimpsy

the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.

After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.

by Dave January 04, 2005

cringle

The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.

After all that make up sex I gave that bitch a cringle! and promised a pearl necklace next time.

by Dave December 16, 2004