Dave's definitions

pineapple

*A tropical fruit.

*A term to refer to a beautiful man.

*The name of the Mark 2 APHG (Anti-Personnel Hand Grenade), a fragmentation grenade with a service dating as far as World War II. Replaced by the M67, the Pineapple sees very little or no service anymore.

"Nobody uses Pineapple grenades much anymore. Pineapple grenades can also be collected."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

stunner

A term to refer to a stun grenade (aka : flashbang).

"Quickly! Throw a stunner in there!"
-a SEAL ordering another SEAL during a BBC (Breach, Bang, Clear) operation

by Dave March 31, 2004

standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Thump Eah Eah Eah

To be screwed

Derived from the sound of squeeky bed springs or sex without sufficent lubricant.

Bob: "What happened to that chick who got caught giving BJs in the boys room?"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"

by Dave October 10, 2004

AK

Short for "Avtomat Kalashnikov", the legendary Russian assault rifle.

"I wanna buy an AK."
"Which one? There are so many!"

by Dave September 10, 2004

wiggledysnap

2 key uses, both as an expression of surprise either as unexpected joy or as unexpected frustration or anger

When meeting a friend not seen for a while, "Wiggledysnap, it's good to see ya"

or

After jamming your finger in a car door and trying not to crack it "Wiggledysnap!" is an acceptable expression of anger.

by Dave January 26, 2005