Dave's definitions

serfunk

When something is weird or different. Can be used in a good or bad way.

"He's pretty serfunk."
or
"That's serfunked"

by Dave August 25, 2003

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

Pyramid Head

Pyramid Head is a very symbolic enemy that is seen in Silent Hill 2. He receives this name because almost half of his body is shelled in an enormous, blood-red, triangular mask. He is generally well-known for his appearance, and an enormous, sword-like knife he drags with him. Sometimes he carries a spear.

What makes Pyramid Head symbolic is that he is a major element in Silent Hill's gloomy history. Pyramid Head is considered to be the embodiment of James's suffering (in the Silent Hill 2 storyline), and he is also a servant of Samael (from Silent Hill 1). Pyramid Head was an executioner during the Age of Our Founding Fathers in this ghost town (literally a ghost town), an executioner of the guilty at least.

Silent Hill is what you make of it. If you are guilty, Pyramid Head will come for you. Maybe even if you are innocent, you must avoid him at all costs....after all, he is one spooky bastard! @.@

"Good job you fuckwad. He was busy raping some demon and you just had to interupt him. He's gonna stalk you forever now as punishment."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

Dualies

The nickname for the duel Beretta M96's in Counterstrike.

"Duelies are for show. They suck really. Unless you're skilled."

by Dave April 12, 2004

succulent

A term used to describe something that is, especially, tasty, and abundant in something.

One example of something succulent would be an orange, or other similar fruits. Another example is chicken.

See breasts & vagina for further info.

by Dave February 13, 2004