Dave's definitions

camel toe

Appears when a woman's labias are protruding, and thus can be seen even when she has clothes on.

"She had a camel toe.....I thought about how badly I wanted to rub her pussy, but I had to keep calm."
-me

by Dave July 9, 2004

ass

1)general body; when used in im gonna kick you ass

im gonna kick your ass

by Dave January 6, 2007

tampon socket

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.

by dave December 4, 2003

artsfiend

a person who loves art.
e.g. literature, paintings, fashon, architecture, poetry. . .etc.

you are an artsfiend

by dave December 12, 2003

mungger

putting your mouth on the vagina of a dead female while someone jumps on her stomach to release her insides into your mouth.

I mungged the dead girl

by dave October 14, 2003

sheet

how asians say shit.

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.

by Dave November 9, 2003

Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead

Muffemos- We are Dickheads

by Dave August 18, 2003