Dave's definitions

MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.

"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

AK-47

Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947

Invented by Mikhail Kalashnikov. Quite possibly the most popular assault rifle in existence, mostly because of mass proliferation.

7.62x39mm Soviet, 30-round clip. Has countless variants. Today it is black-marketted by terrorist cells (mostly because the AK is easy to make).
The AK-47 has been reported to have certain performances that surpass that of the Colt M16 series, and one reason is because the AK doesn't contain as many moving parts (therefore, maintenance is very easy). The AK-47 can also brave any type of harsh condition and environment.

There are ALL kinds of variants to the AK-47:
*AK-74 (5.45x39mm Soviet assault rifle)
*AKS-74u (5.45x39mm Soviet carbine)
*Saiga 12 (12g auto shotgun)
*Dragunov SVD (7.62x39mm Soviet sniper/infantry-backup rifle)
These 4 are just some.

"The AK-47 is cool. ^_^ I want one!"
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

rez

Short for "reservation", as in an injun reservation.

"Hey Jeff wanna come over to Rob's and watch the pay-per-view?"
"Oh no, me go on reservation."

"Hey Jeff why not come to Ground Round with us and have a few drinks?"
"Naw, I need to go to the rez."

"Jeff why do you fucking suck?"
"I live on the rez."

by Dave October 21, 2004

bosom

A religious, archaic word referring to a woman's breasts.

"Embrace the bosom of the Holy Mother."
-Silent Hill 3

by Dave November 20, 2004

conclusive

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.

Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"

by Dave February 11, 2004

slice

*A black person (?).
*A popular term referring to cutting with a particular foreign object (like a sword, knife, claw, hell even a spoon)
*A slang term for a woman's vagina.
*A term referring to a fraction of a topping to a food, particularly pizza.
*A try, similar to "shot" or "stab".
*Another term to refer to the engagement of sexual intercourse.

"Why do they call black people slices all of a sudden?"

"If you piss me off I swear to God I'll slice your penis off like fucking Marilyn Manson!!!"

"C'mon, you know you wanna chomp away on that slice a'her's."

"This pizza has all kinds of toppings like slices of 'shrooms and pepperoni."

"I wanna have another slice at that guy. I never quit. I'll kill him this time..."

"So now you're all revved up....you're ready to slice'em, and all of a sudden...'can I go to the bathroom?'."

by Dave February 22, 2004

Wagnon

1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured

2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking

"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"

by Dave December 22, 2003