Dave's definitions

floodweiser

canned water provided to hurricane victimes from budweiser

budweiser has donated another pallet of floodweiser instead of what the people really want, which is cold beer

by dave December 30, 2005

overpatriot

A type of patriot who uses racism as means of expressing patriotism.

"An overpatriot would be like, 'America rules! Fuck the frogs, fuck the krauts, fuck the chinks!'."

by Dave January 14, 2004

capisce

Italiano for "get it?", or "understand?", or "do I make myself clear?". Used commonly by mafioso people.

"This is your first and final warning. Don'tchu ever, and I mean ever, do that again. Capisce?"

"Everything but capisce."

by Dave March 28, 2004

c-rats

Short for "combat rations".

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations

by Dave March 28, 2004

burnded

To be burned like you never been burned before

Arrrrhhhhhhh. I womped ur ass, u got burnded like u never did before

by Dave January 16, 2004

Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.

Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.

by Dave December 9, 2004

Stenbacka

A person who seldom does anything right and is considered stupid by all.

He is such a stenbacka

by Dave February 19, 2005