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Definitions by Dave

a person, usually of the female gender, who tends to loiter at marinas, harbors, gas docks, etc. with the intent of finding and or having sexual intercourse with the dude who posesses the coolest and/or fastest boat on a particular body of water.
when were done fishing we could go down to brunelle's marina and see if we cant poke a few dockrats.
dockrat by dave December 4, 2003

tampon socket 

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.
tampon socket by dave December 4, 2003

Tekkobra 

some putz whose personal opinions make him a horrible forums admin.
I said that I preffered the kar over the garand so he locked the thread, he pulled a tekkobra.
Tekkobra by Dave December 4, 2003
a stupid little shit who can at times be moderately funny
stop being such a GAJ!!!
gaj by dave December 3, 2003

Cock barf 

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.
That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.
Cock barf by DAVE December 2, 2003
someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.
That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.
mopper by Dave November 30, 2003
fry bread inspector....a damn hard job but someone has to do it!
While at pow-wows, I like to tell people (whites) that I am "with" the FBI....
F.B.I by dave November 29, 2003