Dave's definitions

Schnout

German word for Fag, used in English slang

Yo bitch... lets go for a schnout

by Dave October 3, 2004

war eagle

A battle cry that preppy, hippy rednecks (yes thats possible) yell out at Auburn Univeristy athletic events that really makes no sense at all.

This Auburn frat guy kept yelling "war eagle" in his polo knit shirt until (thank god) this normal guy knocked him out.

by Dave January 3, 2005

mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.

That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.

by Dave November 30, 2003

charva

scum of the earth borghoose wearing tossers

i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true

by dave February 16, 2005

Arsetard

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying

Alex Moran

by Dave August 18, 2003

Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.

"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Mark 23

The technical name for Heckler & Koch's spec-ops handgun, also codenamed the SOCOM.

The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.

"Civilians can buy a SOCOM for....dear God!! $2000!!! o,o Boy if you want a SOCOM you'll have to be rich. -.- "
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004