Dave's definitions

MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

geist

Deutsche for "ghost".

"The haunted house is full of geists."
"Wha?"
"Ghosts I mean."
"Uh, riiiight."

by Dave September 9, 2004

genesis

Premier term indicating a person's genetic code.

"The genesis of this individual is very unique..."

by Dave January 15, 2004

cum bubble

When a girl is slobing on your knob and she swallows your cum, then burps, causing her burp to buble up with cum

Your bitch sucked my dick and burped up a cum bubble

by Dave May 14, 2003

Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

by Dave March 17, 2005

foo bar

foo bar is very often used in computer programming, used to declare a (temporary) variable.
Most probably, "foo" and "bar" came from "foobar," which in turn had its origins in the military slang acronym FUBAR. The most common rendition is "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"

Suppose we have a function named bar and a variable foo. To call the function we use foo bar.

by Dave August 2, 2006

WOTP

WOTP is an abbreviation of "weak on the party". It isappliedto those who elect to work or study rather than socialise.

"I am deeply sorry I cannot come out. I have to work for the man at sparrow fart tomorrow"

"WOTP"

by Dave May 8, 2005