Dave's definitions

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

l33tz0r

A slight upgrade from l33t. Which means to be "elite." The "z0r" adds power to it, therefore making it describe someone who is quite extraordinarily elite compared to the average elite individual.

"Omg, that d00d is so l33tz0r, hes gotta be useing teh h4x0r's."

by Dave December 29, 2003

massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.

"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me

by Dave February 13, 2004

gradoo

Miscellaneous cruft or garbage. Colorful Southern term for schmutz (Yiddish), crud (Yankee) or other
unwanted marks, spots or streaks on a copy. Sounds like a contraction of "gratuitous doodoo", not as dangerous as the "deep doodoo" that plagued George the First, but equally annoying. See gradeau

Computer language: The syntax is clean, except for this gradoo in the join statement.

by Dave March 9, 2004

monkey

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.

"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.

"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

Force XXI

Force 21

A revolutionary new type of training program being experimented with by the US Armed Forces, particularly the Army.

"Eventually when youngsters grow up to join the Army they'll be put through the Force XXI's VR simulations and stuff. It sounds better than live exercises, but is it good enough to train soldiers via videogames? Maybe, maybe not. I like videogames though. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004