Dave's definitions

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 9, 2004

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 9, 2004

pussydukt

whatever you want it to mean.

your backyard.
the computer you're sitting at.
tan's small dick.

by dave January 9, 2004

BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

If you're a LABLUMF, You'll vote Democrat.

by Dave November 13, 2006

shmarl

a real awesome event/thing/object

dave the shmarl

by dave January 11, 2004

Dragid

A mysterious Chinese creature what have the head of a dragon and the body of a horse with the wings of a bat.

Similar to the Sphinx and Kirin

by Dave January 13, 2004