Dat_Boi33's definitions

Clash Royale

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”

You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

School

The most boring as fuck place in the whole entire fucking planet where you spend 18 years shoving shit you will never need in your life up your ass and getting yelled at for no fucking reason. Then the teachers send you a parent conference wasting your parents time.

Hey son you like school so far?

Fuck no how in the living hell would you like something that makes you really fucking bored.

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Geometry

A subject made by Satan himself if he had 10 IQ, “Prove this is a triangle” Look at it you fucking idiot, it’s infront of your eyes. Sometimes, this class is also known as Nap Time.

Beta Nerd: I love Geometry!
Sigma me: ZzzZzzzz

by Dat_Boi33 November 2, 2021

Discord

A place home to insecure furries and child predators who are thirsty for female human interaction. Not to mention the people who work for discord are fucking embarrassing and a disgrace to the human race.

Discord user: I am gay

Chad the goddess: We know.

by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020

Fall Guys

A game that was going in ham with shit loads of player counts until the chad Among Us came along.

Holy moly fall guys is so much fun, wait among us? Never heard of it. Ima give it a shot (becomes addicted to the game)

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Online Classes

Some dumb motherfucker thought quarantine was not challenging enough so they decided to have Online Classes. Now we have to attend zoom meetings and watch our teachers getting fucking zoom bombed for the 4th time this week. It is also proven your attention span decreases while on online class along with your grade.

Yo I honestly like online classes
Ok good for you I don’t give a fuck

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020