Dat_Boi33's definitions

Clash Royale

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”

You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

School

A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.

Dad:You like school son?

Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2019

Dame tu cosita

A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life

Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!

A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore

by Dat_Boi33 July 7, 2018

TikTok

This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions

Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Online Classes

Some dumb motherfucker thought quarantine was not challenging enough so they decided to have Online Classes. Now we have to attend zoom meetings and watch our teachers getting fucking zoom bombed for the 4th time this week. It is also proven your attention span decreases while on online class along with your grade.

Yo I honestly like online classes
Ok good for you I don’t give a fuck

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Apex Legends

A dumbass game that thought that it will kill and overcome Fortnite but did the opposite a month into its release. It’s a shit game that it’s made by EA and surprised it doesn’t force you to spend money on the god forsaken game

Hey dude, Wanna Play some Apex Legends?
Fuck no that’s a deformed Fortnite copy

by Dat_Boi33 July 19, 2019