Dat_Boi33's definitions

School

A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.

Dad:You like school son?

Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2019

Clash Royale

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”

You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Porn

You already know what the fuck this is. Stop searching here. I know you want to beat the fuck out of your dick at 3AM, but go to pornhub not a fucking dictionary site.

Bro, do you watch porn sometimes?
No.
Shut the fuck up yes you do bisexual

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Fortnite

A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.

Virgin 20 year old: Yo I’ve got a win on Fortnite!
Chad the hulk man: Lmao you’re a fucking loser

by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020

Cuphead

A game fucked hard in the ass by it’s own fan base. Was an Xbox Exclusive until people started pirating it for PC. There’s no disc for cup head which is why this game failed 2 months into its release. It’s also coming to the switch and the creators of cyphers are begging the fuck out of Nintendo for cuphead to make it in to super smash bros and now relying to its fan base.

Hey want to play Cuphead after school? It will be fun!
Fuck no bitch go masturbate to its fan base

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Online Classes

Some dumb motherfucker thought quarantine was not challenging enough so they decided to have Online Classes. Now we have to attend zoom meetings and watch our teachers getting fucking zoom bombed for the 4th time this week. It is also proven your attention span decreases while on online class along with your grade.

Yo I honestly like online classes
Ok good for you I don’t give a fuck

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

School

The most boring as fuck place in the whole entire fucking planet where you spend 18 years shoving shit you will never need in your life up your ass and getting yelled at for no fucking reason. Then the teachers send you a parent conference wasting your parents time.

Hey son you like school so far?

Fuck no how in the living hell would you like something that makes you really fucking bored.

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018