Dat_Boi33's definitions

Clash Royale

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”

You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Dame tu cosita

A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life

Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!

A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore

by Dat_Boi33 July 7, 2018

TikTok

This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions

Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Furry Syndrome

When someone turns or identifies as a furry just because the person of their sexual/romantic interest is also a furry.

Richard: Yo that girl is cute what’s her name?
Michael: Bro she’s a furry you sure you want her?
Richard: UwU definitely <3

Michael: Damn that Furry Syndrome ain’t no joke fr

by Dat_Boi33 October 10, 2021

Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram

Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Apex Legends

A dumbass game that thought that it will kill and overcome Fortnite but did the opposite a month into its release. It’s a shit game that it’s made by EA and surprised it doesn’t force you to spend money on the god forsaken game

Hey dude, Wanna Play some Apex Legends?
Fuck no that’s a deformed Fortnite copy

by Dat_Boi33 July 19, 2019