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School

A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.
Dad:You like school son?

Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2019
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Area 51

A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.
Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass
by Dat_Boi33 September 26, 2019
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Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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TikTok

This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions
Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020
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Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram
Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍
by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019
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Porn

You already know what the fuck this is. Stop searching here. I know you want to beat the fuck out of your dick at 3AM, but go to pornhub not a fucking dictionary site.
Bro, do you watch porn sometimes?
No.
Shut the fuck up yes you do bisexual
by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019
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Dame tu cosita

A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life
Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!

A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore
by Dat_Boi33 July 7, 2018
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