11 definitions by Dark 1

Wingnuts

Erect and highly visible nipples underneath clothing. See also peanut smuggling

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.

With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

by Dark 1 January 11, 2004

A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy

Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

The best damn computer the world has ever seen! The textbook definition of superiority over its peers.

"I wanted something that bit better - I got an Amiga!"

by Dark 1 January 11, 2004

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004