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Social Context Rube

Someone who fails to grasp how the larger overstructure in one's country is designed to reduce his ability to choose freely and explore the realm of possibility, or someone is totally subject and ignorant to what arguments belie the things being said in conversation.
Johnathan seriously thinks he's going to pick his next place to live from a map, after his city's economy has cycled downward due to policy changes. Even moreso, he has no clue what everybody is really doing for money and the utilities for the next two years. Johnathan is an example of a social context rube.

Example II:

John often finds nothing to think about when he enters the dog park because he finds people throwing random words at each other, and looking off into seemingly nowhere. In response, he just sort of sits there and when he talks, he makes footnotes about what people say, while failing to see the assumptions and arguments being put forth. As a consequence, he takes every assumption thrown at him, being ping-ponged back and forth.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Artorias Syndrome

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.
by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019
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Finger-counter

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.
Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.
by DanZhukovin April 5, 2021
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Nonsense-person

A nonsense-person is someone who can't behave with sensibility, do things that aren't actually just physical or really do any thinking at all because they lack the brain cells to function above the level of a troglodyte, or small child. Almost nothing they formulate makes any damned sense because their idea of thinking is taking an obviously brilliant peek at the heavy thing in their head and making words of it, or spasmodically trying to finish an assumption.

Nonsense people almost always have an episode over everything, and are really some of the most abhorrent, primitive, god-accursed and insulting creatures on earth, with their constant gibberish, manipulation, coercion, preying, misinterpreting others, ignorance, lack of knowledge, stupidity, chicanery, lying, property damage, harsh talk, verbal insults, spreading disease, bashing, stealing, disrupting, killing, raping, making too much noise, being pretentious, and general twat behavior.

One might do his best to try to explain why nothing the nonsense-person says, thinks or does makes any real sense, or why the person knows absolutely nothing. Do your best to try to point out to the nonsense-person that the nonsense person is not only unintelligent, but misinformed, and mistaken to the core. He or she will have no capacity to grasp it.
Person of sensibility and just brains, overall: "I did some reading, and I think that the theory that was condenmned on the news is actually right in some respects."

Nonsense-person: "Haha who actually thinks that?"

Person of sensibility and just brains, overall: "What do you mean? I was reading from properly sourced material. Are you even thinking of what I just said?"

Nonsense-person: "Well, some experienced professional who is totally not devoid of brains or real sensibility at all on the news, along with Wikipedia said _____. What makes you think you know more than him along with that website?"

Person of sensibility, trying to bring an obvious detail to attention: "I'm sorry, are you a nonsense-person?"
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Juice-Squirter

A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.

Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.

Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:

"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."

A juice-squirter's commentary:

"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Bullshit-Person

Someone who eats up bullshit, and repeats it enough to just pass on more misinformation. A bullshit person might also like to pretend to be something he or she is not, hold lots of false confidence or make false claims about personal capacities. Bullshit people might also expect and try to force others to think like them by personally attacking the other person for not believing them, trying to persuade, etc. .

People who form their beliefs based on the news and hearsay, then talk about it at length like it's actually real are bullshit people. They might totally ignore things like blatant photoshop, factual spin, realistic fiction storytelling, and other strong signs of propaganda, and then try to punish people for not believing it, as if lying is really going to help anything.

Bullshit people are manipulated, and they like to manipulate because they're collectivistic, authoritarian and generally a source of the same thing tearing and keeping everyone down, high and low, which is being subject to the greater machine, yanked and whipped along, like property, and not a self.

Bullshit people are trickers, fakers, liars, and tools of liars.
(Name) likes to read news about the most outlandish, senseless, obviously fabricated stuff, and when people point out that the whole base of the story was cooked to manipulate people, he just got angry, and tried to come up with bullshit arguments to convince them he was right. (Name) is a bullshit-person.
by DanZhukovin October 3, 2019
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Normal Squalor

A term for seemingly human-attributed and incidental sicknesses and other misfortunes that are actually strongly caused by repetitious behaviors in cultures.
Sedentary sickness or decline in fitness is a consequence of normal squalor, because so much of the time, we are sedentary.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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