Dan Fox's definitions

stag do

See stag - refers to a male only social event prior to a man's marriage.

We're going to Newcastle for Paddy's stag do.

by Dan Fox August 5, 2003

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

lambfart

An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.

After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

hot knife

Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.

As a teenager I had many hot knives at Roudy's house.

by Dan Fox August 14, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003