Dan Fox's definitions

switch

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

CrossEyed

Derived from the student ministry team at Immanuel Baptist Church. A type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of Jesus Christ.

Hey look at that guy, he is a CrossEyed kid.

by Dan Fox December 1, 2004

ie

1. i.e. Abbreviation of Latin 'Id Est' meaning "that is" (to say).

2. Abbreviation of Internet Explorer - often proceeded by the version number. A software application developed by the Microsoft Corporation used to browse the world wide web (www).

1. I like thick spaghetti i.e. the fresh variety.

(not to be confused with e.g. (for example) - i.e. provides an explanation rather than an example.

2. I browse the web using IE6.

by Dan Fox August 1, 2003

stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

by Dan Fox July 18, 2003

Cuntox

The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".

I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

Knackered

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional

1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003