Dan Fox's definitions

front bottom

A euphemism for female genitalia. Sometimes preceded by 'furry' - see also vagina,vaj,minge,cunt,twat,pussy,punani,poonani, and flange.

My furry front bottom is hurting, doctor.

by Dan Fox August 5, 2003

Dutch dodge ball

1. Originated in early Holland as they rose up from the oppression. The Vanderdutches began this game to represent their freedom.

2. A form of dodgeball where everyone fends for themselves in a Dutch fashion.

Hey Brandon let's play some Dutch dodge ball at CrossEyed Focus tonight ok?

by Dan Fox December 1, 2004

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003

pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

fuck suck

A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and bunkup badge.

Where did you get that fuck suck from mate? It looks like a rabid badger has tried to bite your head off.

by Dan Fox June 30, 2003

biltong

Meat, usually beef, that is salted / spiced and cut into strips and dried in the sun. Popular snack in Southern Africa.

I like really fresh, wet biltong.

by Dan Fox April 23, 2004