Dan Fox's definitions

twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

bolly

Typically a reference to Bollinger Special Cuvée Champagne. 60% Pinot Noir, 25% Chardonnay, 15% Pinot Meunier.

I'm afraid the best champagne they do in this bar is only bolly, but it's pretty cheap at thirty eight quid a bottle.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

guerilla farmer

A person who cultivates crops on another person's (or unclaimed / disused) land in a clandestine fashion. The crop is invariably cannabis.

Warwick's guerilla farmers put the patch of land next to the railway track to particularly profitable use every year and help keep everyone happy.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003