Dan Fox's definitions

cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

champers

Champagne. See also bubbly,cris,moet,and bolly.

La de fucking dah get the fucking champers out I want to get pissed up.

by Dan Fox July 7, 2003

stag do

See stag - refers to a male only social event prior to a man's marriage.

We're going to Newcastle for Paddy's stag do.

by Dan Fox August 5, 2003

noblet

A derogatory term for a young man (usually teenager). A Noblet is to a nob as a caterpillar is to a butterfly.

Don't go to that club, it's full of fourteen year old slappers and little noblets.

by Dan Fox June 3, 2003

hot knife

Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.

As a teenager I had many hot knives at Roudy's house.

by Dan Fox August 14, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

RSVP

Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.

We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.

by Dan Fox July 22, 2003