RSVP

Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.

We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.

by Dan Fox July 22, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

lambfart

An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.

After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

stag do

See stag - refers to a male only social event prior to a man's marriage.

We're going to Newcastle for Paddy's stag do.

by Dan Fox August 05, 2003

noblet

A derogatory term for a young man (usually teenager). A Noblet is to a nob as a caterpillar is to a butterfly.

Don't go to that club, it's full of fourteen year old slappers and little noblets.

by Dan Fox June 03, 2003

champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

by Dan Fox September 10, 2003