Dan Fox's definitions

salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

by Dan Fox September 9, 2003

beerhoea

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.

I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.

by Dan Fox August 15, 2003

botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.

The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

vcr

American abbreviation of Video Cassette Recorder. Device that plays and records moving images and sound on vhs cassette tapes.

Is your vcr still working? I have some excellent Bangladeshi animal porn.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003

sex show

A show of sex on a stage. Commercial voyeurism.

I was so caned I stayed at the sex show for three hours.

by Dan Fox July 24, 2003

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003