Definitions by Dan Fox

salon 

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

salon by Dan Fox September 9, 2003

art pamphlet 

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

art pamphlet by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

fandabbydosey 

Expression of delight or approval popularised by the character "Jimmy Cranky" on British children's television during the 1980's.

I have a crisp new one pound note for you to spend on gay porn little Jimmy.

FANDABBYDOSEY!!!!!!

fandabbydosey by Dan Fox August 20, 2003

beerhoea 

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.

I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.

beerhoea by Dan Fox August 15, 2003

hot knife 

Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.

As a teenager I had many hot knives at Roudy's house.

hot knife by Dan Fox August 14, 2003

gear 

Vernacular for a drug of choice.

Bring some gear with you when you come over.

gear by Dan Fox August 14, 2003

spoff 

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

spoff by Dan Fox August 13, 2003