Dan Fox's definitions

fuck suck

A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and bunkup badge.

Where did you get that fuck suck from mate? It looks like a rabid badger has tried to bite your head off.

by Dan Fox June 30, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

bolly

Typically a reference to Bollinger Special Cuvée Champagne. 60% Pinot Noir, 25% Chardonnay, 15% Pinot Meunier.

I'm afraid the best champagne they do in this bar is only bolly, but it's pretty cheap at thirty eight quid a bottle.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

guerilla farmer

A person who cultivates crops on another person's (or unclaimed / disused) land in a clandestine fashion. The crop is invariably cannabis.

Warwick's guerilla farmers put the patch of land next to the railway track to particularly profitable use every year and help keep everyone happy.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Cuntox

The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".

I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003