3 definitions by Dan Billford

zygote

sperm + egg = zygote
also some extreme gamers are called "zygote"
they are know to 0wn their competition, in games like unreal tournament

i made a zygote with my wife, and we are gonna have a baby

zygote kick my butt in unreal today

by Dan Billford April 24, 2003

Shorty

i very sexy stylish person, one whom you would like to have relatoins with

Hey shorty, wanna come back to my place for some wrestling?

by Dan Billford April 22, 2003

mospuk

a small hedgehog like creature that grunts when you hit its bottom
normall furry and brown, they are eaten by dogs and or hitten with sticks

i found mospuk in the road and now he lives in my basement
look at those silly little kids smacking mospuk

by Dan Billford April 27, 2003