Dale's definitions

Mustang

A car people buy when they can't find a nice Camaro for sale.

I was going to buy a Camaro, but I had to settle for a goddamn Mustang.

by Dale May 12, 2003

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

defuncked

All fuck up.

Debbie Kirklad is completely defuncked.

by Dale February 4, 2003

galavantin'

Looking for trouble. Out doing something your parents, spouse, teacher, and/or preacher wouldn't approve of. Breaking laws and moral codes definately fall under the category of "galavantin'"

Don't worry Mom, we won't be gone too long. We're just going galavantin'.

Aw honey, what you upset for? Me and the boys was just galavantin'.

by Dale February 24, 2003

poop au jus

The water-like substance that provides lubrication for stools, also known as bile. Sometimes this substance can be omitted during flatulence causing irremovealble stains on undergarments.

Betty strained herself when passing gas, as she was shocked to find poop au jus in her panties.

by Dale January 27, 2008

Hurt

a person, object, place, etc. that is most likely ugly or extremely unattractive or in the case of an object or place is dilapidated (ie. lacking funds to improve)

Your school is hurt!
That guy is hurt.

by Dale April 20, 2004

dirty leprechaun

when a midget gets his face stuck in a girl's ass while tossing her salad

what your mom got from the midget in me, myself, and irene

by dale April 28, 2004