DJ Gorilla's definitions

John Mayer it!

John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.

Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Iraq

Iraq/Iraq'd

Quagmire.

Synonym for "to fuck up very badly."

"I Iraq'd this shit up!"

"I Iraq'd my paper and now I have to repeat the 9th grade... again."

by DJ Gorilla January 18, 2007

Borderline Emo

Borderline Emo

One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.

Also may have suspicious looking scars.

Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"

You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."

Them: "Fuck you."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Fragged

Fragged.

To be so drunk that the only term that comes to mind is fragged.

Can also be used when high or extremely tired.

Synonyms: wasted, obliterated, mind fucked, retarded.

"I am so fragged right now, I can't even stand up."

"Dude, we were totally fragged last night."

"Lets get so fragged that we pass out with a fat chick on top of us."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

c-47

A backwards clothespin used to hang up light gels.

"Grab me a handful of C-47's Mike!"

"No, and furthermore, go fuck yourself."

by DJ Gorilla December 8, 2006