A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.
Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
by DD Alwhiney June 08, 2019
Get the Oilfield Mafiamug. by DD Alwhiney January 30, 2021
Get the Laxidazicalmug. The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself
Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019
Get the snapchat delusionmug. Worker 1: Can you cover this shift for me?
Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer
Worker 1: Plase!!!
Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer
Worker 1: Plase!!!
by DD Alwhiney November 20, 2020
Get the Plasemug. A way of letting a male friend know that you want to give them some type of compliment to help boost their spirits.
Male 1 - Hey bro wanted to give you some dome and let you know that’s a nice shirt you got on today.
Male 2 - Wait! What did you just say?
Male 1 - Bro, every time I try and give you some dome you make it all awkward
Male 2 - Wait! What did you just say?
Male 1 - Bro, every time I try and give you some dome you make it all awkward
by DD Alwhiney June 15, 2019
Get the Domemug. Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.
Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.
Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.
Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself
by DD Alwhiney November 03, 2019
Get the Front hittersmug. The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 09, 2019
Get the Grandpa wisdommug.