DC's definitions

daewon

The Man, a person everyone tries to imitate but can't, absolutely the best. He is, The Man.

great Job! your such a daewon!

by DC January 9, 2004

Jelly Jar

Another word for pussy

Yo man, is that bitch gonna let you up in the jelly jar or what?

by DC April 7, 2004

xanga

An online diary used to either write about ones pointless day or to write brief insparations or random thoughts in ones head.
Some use it to write merely for themselves (if their site is not given out, they do not post on anyone else's site, and they have no other connections to their site, it would be pretty hard to find).
Others use it to communicate with friends, and only their friends.
And then there are some who search and search for other people's sites and read every aspect of their poor pathetic lives because they have stalker tendencies.

Ok, so my day was like this, I have no life so I sat on the couch with my daritos all day and watched soap opras because if you look beyond the poor acting and overdramitized women, they're actually pretty damn funny...
I swear she's a dog trapped in a cat's body...
This is much better then that old torn notebook and Mik wont beable to find this one...
Hey you ass, why weren't you in English today, the transvestite whore was gone and we had the coolest sub...
ooh, bobby from flordia, oh and his favortite sport is baseball, mine too, he has a girlfriend, i'm gonna kill that wench for stealling my man...

by DC June 11, 2004

emile

getting high with a cool dude who thinks he is a girl

i was getting high with an emile

by dc April 21, 2005

Crowed

Using a word that doesn’t exist or with the wrong definition in an attempt to sound hip.

Ex: “These dirty phones are BOGUED OUT.” Instead of saying: “These dirty phones are NASTY.”

by DC December 27, 2004

Second Base

either oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple. can occur over or under shirt/bra and without shirts altogether.

first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping. considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"despite the fact he made me wet by running his thumbs across my nipples through my shirt, we still argued about whether he had officially gotten to second base the next day."

by dc December 4, 2003

Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 7, 2003