DC's definitions

Jack in the Box

When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.

Yo man this Bitch gave me the Kangaroo so I got her with a Jack in the Box.

by DC April 10, 2004

DTU

DTD is an acronym for "double thumbs up".

When asked how he found the show, Dave announced that he was giving it the DTU.

by DC July 12, 2004

Matrix Revolutions

Better than Reloaded,but everything is too repetative, once you've seen one big ball of matter explode you've seen them all. It's not the worst in the triology but it's still a disappointment.

If you gave a child a crayon, told him about the matrix I'm sure he'd have thought of something better than this shit, lets go watch LOTR.

by DC February 5, 2004

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003

beer bus

The beer bus is the bus that mysteriously comes to a bar late in the evening while you're in the bathroom and drops off a busload of sexy girls and takes away all the ugly girls.

After 10 beers Dave staggered back from the bathroom and declared that every girl in the bar was a fox. The beer bus had arrived!

by DC July 7, 2004

Thugz Mansion

(noun) an iced out paradise where homies n G's go when they get dropped; where they can hangout and smoke shit w/o gettin into fuqed wit the pOlice

Lord, remember this face save me a place at Thugz Mansion...
-Tupac

by dC December 15, 2003