DC's definitions

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003

beer bus

The beer bus is the bus that mysteriously comes to a bar late in the evening while you're in the bathroom and drops off a busload of sexy girls and takes away all the ugly girls.

After 10 beers Dave staggered back from the bathroom and declared that every girl in the bar was a fox. The beer bus had arrived!

by DC July 7, 2004

Jelly Jar

Another word for pussy

Yo man, is that bitch gonna let you up in the jelly jar or what?

by DC April 7, 2004

sex date

Where you get together with someone simply to go somewhere and have sex. Good clean fun for if you've got a tight schedule that day, and you really know the person well.

Dave and Colleen had just sex dates for a whole week.

by DC January 10, 2006

daewon

The Man, a person everyone tries to imitate but can't, absolutely the best. He is, The Man.

great Job! your such a daewon!

by DC January 9, 2004

DTU

DTD is an acronym for "double thumbs up".

When asked how he found the show, Dave announced that he was giving it the DTU.

by DC July 12, 2004

manky

Scottish slang word to describe a situation, person or object in a poor state of affairs. Commonly used in Scottish bars to describe the state of the toilets or glasses.

That fuckin bog is manky
Gary Glitter? he's a manky cunt
That bufty asked me tae dance. Manky fucker.
I went to T in the Park and my clothes got manky.
glasgow's a manky cunt of a place

by dc June 17, 2006