D.S. Credito's definitions

POTATO

an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.

Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.

by D.S. Credito March 28, 2015

LMSU

an acronym for "like my shit up." Can be used in a bid to virtual friends and fans on social networking sites to encourage clicking like on a homepage, status, or other posting.

"Hey friends: in order to get consideration for the Battle of the Bands, my page needs to reach 500 likes by Friday. LMSU!"

by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

unreleased urine flow

the excess pee that remains in the bladder after urinating at a urinal. For men, a possible solution to unreleased urine flow, which can cause a variety of health problems (including cancer), is to stand with pants dropped at or below the knees, or to pee sitting down. This can be problematic in public restrooms, for obvious reasons, but the long term consequences can be devastating.

The consequences of unreleased urine flow can range from a few drops of piss dribbling down the leg to full-blown bladder cancer.

by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

controlled environment

a place or area where rules, regulations and behavioral norms are subject to strict enforcement or scrutiny. A person responsible for maintaining order in a controlled environment will normally strive to appear consistent when out in the open, but may enforce rules arbitrarily behind closed doors.

Kids who grow up in excessively controlled environments often fall behind in college, having all that freedom to cut loose but not knowing how to manage it.

by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015

juice sucker

someone who performs oral sex acts such as cunnilingus or fellatio and ingests the bodily fluids that are released from the genitals of the receiver.

Some say that a juice sucker is a keeper.

by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

Pic Stitch

A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.

Check out this pic stitch of Jimmy. He's dropped a lot of weight this year!

by D.S. Credito September 9, 2016

lovely

a British term that's becoming more widely used in American English to describe someone who is mild and pleasant. To say that someone is lovely might mean that he or she is nice or easy to be around, but isn't the most fuckable or fuckworthy person.

1. If someone says that you're lovely, you ain't getting laid.

2. Nate: What do you think of the new girl at the office?
Dave: She's lovely.
Nate: Would you bang her?
Dave: Hmmm...I wouldn't go that far.

by D.S. Credito April 2, 2015