D.S. Credito's definitions

asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

playing position

usually refers to the storage of a stringed instrument (i.e. guitar, violin). When resting, a stringed instrument kept within a case in the playing position may stay in tune more effectively, since its parts will have less adjusting to do when the instrument is being played.

Guitarists should keep their instruments in a hard case, storing it long-ways in the playing position so that the instrument looks just like it would if it were being held and played.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

cunniwingus

A fantastic type of cunnilingus in which the receiver of the oral sex experiences a feeling of ecstasy similar to being able to fly, as in, with wings.

That cunniwingus sent me up on to the clouds! My man really has that technique of his down to a science.

by D.S. Credito March 19, 2015

border barrel

a container used for smuggling immigrants, in which the immigrant is hidden inside a sealed container that is shipped by boat to a destination that is sometimes unknown until after arrival.

Dude! I want to get out of this country. Where can I find a border barrel?

by D.S. Credito April 2, 2015

steady leak

a slow internal bleeding that begins, often without a person knowing it, due to a foreign object being lodged in the body (i.e. a shard or small particle from a bullet).

Many of today's handgun bullets tend to break up and disperse inside the shooting victim's body, causing a steady leak, which can be fatal since it's difficult to detect.

by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

interested

when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it

All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.

Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.

by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

procreabitate

a couple living together and having a child or children without being married.

Sometimes it's better to procreabitate instead of rushing down the aisle, only to later regret it when the kid grows up to hate his parents for always fighting with each other.

by D.S. Credito March 17, 2015