D.S. Credito's definitions

powcohol

powdered alcohol, a new product that was legalized in much of the U.S. in 2015. Normally, powcohol is mixed into other beverages, but if the powder is snorted, a user can become instantly drunk.

Many law enforcement officers and communities are concerned about minors abusing powcohol, possibly that it will be snorted like cocaine.

by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

real job

steady employment with fixed salary and working hours, as well as potential for growth and advancement. Having a real job may mean working in a field that is incompatible with partying, taking drugs, or assuming an otherwise unconventional lifestyle.

People with so-called real jobs might enjoy high salaries, but what they trade off is the chance to experiment and discover what they truly want out of life.

by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

steady leak

a slow internal bleeding that begins, often without a person knowing it, due to a foreign object being lodged in the body (i.e. a shard or small particle from a bullet).

Many of today's handgun bullets tend to break up and disperse inside the shooting victim's body, causing a steady leak, which can be fatal since it's difficult to detect.

by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

Masturbreaker

A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.

My old roommate was a masturbreaker. His room always looked like there had just been an earthquake.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

challenging

Excessively or unnecessarily burdensome, complicated, difficult or stressful.

I had a very challenging childhood. My parents pushed me through school and out into the real world without giving me an ounce of real love.

by D.S. Credito March 13, 2015

wealthy selfie

a self-posted image to social media that features a flashy display of large quantities of money

What's up with the wealthy selfie? Who you think you are, P. Diddy?

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

Conjabi

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015