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Pic Stitch

A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.
Check out this pic stitch of Jimmy. He's dropped a lot of weight this year!
by D.S. Credito September 9, 2016
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reverse nepotism

treating non-family/non-relatives (i.e. friends, associates) like gold while regarding family members and relatives as dirt.
After years of putting up with his cousin's reverse nepotism, Brian finally snapped and cut him loose.
by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015
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asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015
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safe music

songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.
All Brian listens to is safe music. Whenever the tunes sound heavy or edgy, he changes the station.
by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015
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Conjabi

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi
On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!
by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015
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shitchen

A pun on "shit" and "kitchen", which can refer to a kitchen where diapers are disposed of, usually in smaller dwellings where the household's main waste bin is located in the kitchen.
Man, after all those dirty diapers it's time to take the trash out. Hard to cook dinner when it smells like a shitchen.
by D.S. Credito July 16, 2016
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real job

steady employment with fixed salary and working hours, as well as potential for growth and advancement. Having a real job may mean working in a field that is incompatible with partying, taking drugs, or assuming an otherwise unconventional lifestyle.
People with so-called real jobs might enjoy high salaries, but what they trade off is the chance to experiment and discover what they truly want out of life.
by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
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