Definitions by D F Stuckey
playing face invaders
Term for fellatio, usually used by females who are unwilling to perform the act due to demanding clumsy or unappreciative lovers.
playing face invaders by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004
Remuera Battletank
"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"
Remuera Battletank by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004
inbred
JAFA:"Where are you from?"
Other NZer:"From Wellington"
JAFA:"Really? Then where did you learn how to wear shoes, inbred?"
Other NZer:"From Wellington"
JAFA:"Really? Then where did you learn how to wear shoes, inbred?"
inbred by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004
Celibacy
Often confused with Chastity, celibacy is an abstinence from sex that is correctly performed on a permanenet basis. The Catholic Church defines the only foolproof method of Birth Control as being "Chastity outside of marriage and Celibacy within marriage."
A:"What's the difference between Celibacy and Chastity?"
B:"Chastity means no sex while you are single. Celibacy means no sex while you are breathing"
A:"Wow, that means the True LOve Waitskids are in for a nasty shock after they get married then die . . . "
B:"Chastity means no sex while you are single. Celibacy means no sex while you are breathing"
A:"Wow, that means the True LOve Waitskids are in for a nasty shock after they get married then die . . . "
Celibacy by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004
Demivierge
French word meaning a woman who performs all sexual acts except intercourse. Not necesarily a Prick Tease.
" 'Sex In The City' character Charlotte was concerned that if people knew she was a demivierge, she'd be called 'Everything But Girl' "
Demivierge by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004
double happy
1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.
2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).
2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).
1."Someone stuffed a double happy in MUzza's exaust pipe - Tore a hole in the muffler!"
2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead."
2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead."
double happy by d f stuckey February 16, 2004
banana boy
Slang term for a male with a penis that is curved when erect. May be a natural exaggeration of the trend for the male member to curve in this state, an indication of damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, or circulation problems in the penile blood vessels.
banana boy by D F Stuckey February 16, 2004