D's definitions

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004

Sport

to treat someone (pay for)

I'm sportin' you at the movies

by D January 17, 2004

bam margera

in jackass, viva la bam and CKY. has a girlfriend jenn rivell. Parents phill and april. Has a fat arse uncle don vito. Is a brillient pro sk8er. His favorate band is HIM. brother jess in the band CKY. He is so fit!! has a 6 pack.

sexiest skater around.

by D April 17, 2004

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

seepage

Jism leaking out of a birds snatch after shagging that dampens her gusset and sometimes dampens her Jeans too. Maybe even the chair she's sitting on.

Clean yourself up bitch! If you're going to shag in the toilet at least you can bung it and prevent seepage!

by D November 10, 2003

came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

by D September 17, 2003

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004