D's definitions

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

seepage

Jism leaking out of a birds snatch after shagging that dampens her gusset and sometimes dampens her Jeans too. Maybe even the chair she's sitting on.

Clean yourself up bitch! If you're going to shag in the toilet at least you can bung it and prevent seepage!

by D November 10, 2003

came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

by D September 17, 2003

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

bomb.gov/cia

Danielle= bomb.gov/cia

Danielle was the inspiration of bomb.gov/cia, courtesy anji.

by D July 14, 2004

Gary Busey

A rampant War Walrus. Parades around the world talking stupidities and starring is the cheapest movies. Examples? Plato's Run, Warriors, Gary Busey's Bulletproof, etc.

by d August 15, 2003

MOCADOP

Mothers of Co-Ed's against drunk old perverts.

A bitter old mother that is jealous of the attention her college age daughter or other co-ed females receive from older men.

I was tailgating with these college babes when this MOCADOP showed up, grabed one of the girls, told me to act my age and left with girl she grabbed.

by D January 16, 2005