202 definitions by D

paperbag special

A girl thats ugly (and should hence wear a paper bag on her head to hide her face), but is good for sex

Have you seen Jims new girlfriend? She's a paperbag special.

by D July 16, 2003

just friends

Situation when a female doesn't want to pursue a relationship with a male because he is too nice to her.

Peggy just wants to be friends with Al.

by D February 17, 2004

djsgc

an onomatapaiea that signifies a prolonged, sucking, squelching noise

Removing his boot from the mud resulted in an enormous djsgc.

by D August 11, 2004

cops

prejudiced racist against african americans beatdown niggaz 4 no reason

them cops are racist as fuck

by D March 28, 2005

doobi

a new word for blunt or mary-jane roll

A. Last night i was smokin the doobi with a friend of mine.

B. Why the fuck didn't u call me

by D January 31, 2004

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

Can of Whoop Ass

One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"

Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."

by D November 29, 2003