Cuntoleezza Rice's definitions

Holy Water

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.

Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2007

colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

enemasity

A punitive or antagonistic attitude while administering an enema.

As she stroked the anal probe the hefty nurse commented that she was "only doing her job." Her enemasity hoever, was apparent.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 18, 2007

tardbaby

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.

Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009

penigraph

1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.

1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

pussy on a stick

The penis when used as the object of fellation, especially when performed shortly after intercourse with a woman.

He said he didn't do men, so I told him it was pussy on a stick.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 8, 2006

ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008