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penigraph

1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.
1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007
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encrapment

A technique used by undercover police when performing a sting operation to entrap a felcher like Larry Craig while cottaging in an airport rest room.
Noting the abnomally wide stance of the guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.

In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.

Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 6, 2007
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Holy Water

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.
Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."
by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2007
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gradutate

To blow chunks at one's graduation, usually from consuming too much alcohol prior to the event.
It was quite a graduation regurgitation. The valedictorian gradutated all over the stage.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007
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prostitoad

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.
Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007
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pussy on a stick

The penis when used as the object of fellation, especially when performed shortly after intercourse with a woman.
He said he didn't do men, so I told him it was pussy on a stick.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 8, 2006
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ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.
Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
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