War

It is to thing fighting eachother to get what they want

My 2 ball sacks are fighting a war to get im penis

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

Everyday its getting closer

I don't wanT to live another day

everyday its getting closer to death

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

16 Year Old Girl

A cunt that ruins everyones lives
Has blue short hair
has a iq of 3

Fuck 16 Year Old Girl's

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck

I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

5263-8392-3819-3913

my credit card number

HERES the number that I 100% didn't make up on the spot...
good luck finding the rest of the info cunt

5263-8392-3819-3913
??/??
???

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

god

a person... I think

is god a person?

by CumSlayer February 24, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022