CrungleChugger97's definitions

beeg dik

common misspelling of "big dick", often used when something good happens to another individual.

Andrew: I just got my first SUCC

Ryan: duuude, u got beeg dik

by CrungleChugger97 September 20, 2021

Dick darling

Another name for friends with benefits, usually used by ones partner who are incredibly intimate

Marry is my Dick darling

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Women

government schemes to make you think they exist

russian spies are posing as "women"

by CrungleChugger97 October 7, 2022

Sun tzu said that

Used when someone says something so inspirational and wise that it sounded like it came straight out of "the art of war" by Sun Tzu

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

Bananeled

I shit you not, reader, he turned himself into a banana. funniest shit I've ever seen.

Eteled:Sam, Sam! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! I'M BANANELED!!!

by CrungleChugger97 November 4, 2021

women over 50 dating

Some random ad on UrbanDictionary I see all the time. I wonder how much UD's getting payed to show this.

UD:women over 50 dating!

Me:That's not a milf, that's a dinosaur

by CrungleChugger97 November 2, 2021