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Definitions by CrungleChugger97

who the hell is steve jobs 

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

funny porn 

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.
I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn
funny porn by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

gay prison sex 

I dropped the soap and now I'll have gay prison sex
gay prison sex by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Sun tzu said that 

Used when someone says something so inspirational and wise that it sounded like it came straight out of "the art of war" by Sun Tzu
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

Dick darling

Another name for friends with benefits, usually used by ones partner who are incredibly intimate
Dick darling by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

pheonix games 

A video publishing company infamous for their not so well-done rip-off games, most likely just to profit off it, said games normally rip off disney or some other company, normally with a shitty cartoon thrown in there, this can range from originals (still done somewhat poorly)or other ripoff disney films. They stopped in 2010 for better or for worse. eh, probably for the better.
Pheonix games SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
pheonix games by CrungleChugger97 October 19, 2021