CrungleChugger97's definitions

Dick darling

Another name for friends with benefits, usually used by ones partner who are incredibly intimate

Marry is my Dick darling

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Sun tzu said that

Used when someone says something so inspirational and wise that it sounded like it came straight out of "the art of war" by Sun Tzu

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

gay prison sex

You dropped the soap

I dropped the soap and now I'll have gay prison sex

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

funny porn

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.

I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Zoophile

degenerate animal abusers

zoophiles should rot in hell #savetheanimals

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

who the hell is steve jobs

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

tricky is from friday night funkin

A completely untrue statement.

5 year old: tricky is from friday night funkin

me: *kills the lil shit*

by CrungleChugger97 October 29, 2021