CrungleChugger97's definitions

Dick darling

Another name for friends with benefits, usually used by ones partner who are incredibly intimate

Marry is my Dick darling

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Sonichu

see: abomination.

sonichu is an abomination.

by CrungleChugger97 September 27, 2021

tricky is from friday night funkin

A completely untrue statement.

5 year old: tricky is from friday night funkin

me: *kills the lil shit*

by CrungleChugger97 October 29, 2021

Women

government schemes to make you think they exist

russian spies are posing as "women"

by CrungleChugger97 October 7, 2022

Sun tzu said that

Used when someone says something so inspirational and wise that it sounded like it came straight out of "the art of war" by Sun Tzu

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen

person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist

by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021