Criminal Activist's definitions

Goebbels

A synonym for 'gay', simply because of the Nazi officer of the same name's homosexual appearance.

"Ugh, look at him! He's Goebbels for sure!"

by Criminal Activist December 17, 2007

Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

by Criminal Activist November 20, 2007

Bulletin

'Announcements' that Myspace whores issue on an annoyingly regular basis, bulletins are devoid of any worthwhile content and conventionally consist of a running commentary on the given Myspace whore's boring whore-ish life. 'Quizzes' that ask retarded questions such as: "what is your ex's dog doing right now?" and "do you regret fornicating with the milkman now that you have syphilis?" are also common features. Due to the fact that Myspace whores base their self-worth on the number of picture comments that they can scrounge, you can sometimes get a bulletin that begs for picture comments too!

Some examples of bulletins:

"Picture comments on my new default? I look extra ugly in it! Woo!"
"I'm bored, so why not talk to me and become bored yourself?"
"Do you regret sodomizing yourself with a bread knife?
IDK
Have you ever microwaved your genitalia without realising it?
Can't remember."

by Criminal Activist November 11, 2007