Texacution

Arbitrary taking of a life on specious grounds, suspicion of disloyalty, or because of a general meanness of spirit.

The mob grabbed him by the short hairs and administered a painful Texacution with barbed wire and hot tar.

by Crawdad Nelson March 02, 2024

Yeah, No

An expression used to agree with a negative assessment of something, such as a bad pizza or sour beer; a verbal tic which people say when they want to agree but also to imply that their agreement is in some way mistaken or excessive.

"Yeah, no, I didn't think much of that fish soup...it was a little too fishy for my taste.

by Crawdad Nelson January 13, 2017

klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.

by Crawdad Nelson May 07, 2020

truth

Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.

You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.

by Crawdad Nelson December 13, 2016

trumplather

A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.

His underwear was ruined by all the trumplather he brought home from the rally.

by Crawdad Nelson December 01, 2016

C You Next Tuesday

Female genital organ, esp. in metaphorical sense.

Her: G'night
You: C You Next Tuesday!

by Crawdad Nelson May 07, 2020

Libtard

Liberal of stunning intellectual achievement

That Obama's a real libtard

by Crawdad Nelson December 07, 2016