15 definitions by Crawdad Nelson

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

conservative intellectual opinion

A handful of free-range nutjobs like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump bases his policies on the grand traditions of conservative intellectual opinion.

by Crawdad Nelson December 3, 2016

Yeah, No

An expression used to agree with a negative assessment of something, such as a bad pizza or sour beer; a verbal tic which people say when they want to agree but also to imply that their agreement is in some way mistaken or excessive.

"Yeah, no, I didn't think much of that fish soup...it was a little too fishy for my taste.

by Crawdad Nelson December 21, 2016

Libtard

Liberal of stunning intellectual achievement

That Obama's a real libtard

by Crawdad Nelson December 8, 2016

truth

Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.

You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.

by Crawdad Nelson December 13, 2016

C You Next Tuesday

Female genital organ, esp. in metaphorical sense.

Her: G'night
You: C You Next Tuesday!

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

palcoholic

Your friend with a drinking problem who "forgets" that you have to get up the next morning when he brings over a case of beer and some JD.

Watch out for Joe--he's a real palcoholic when the Niners lose.

by Crawdad Nelson November 4, 2016