Crawdad Nelson's definitions

Doubtrage

Anger without a specific object; anger misdirected toward the wrong object; anger directed against parties unknown.

The citizens were consumed by doubtrage when parking became more expensive without any warning or explanation.

by Crawdad Nelson November 2, 2016

I ain't racist but

I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.

I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.

by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016

conservative intellectual opinion

A handful of free-range nutjobs like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump bases his policies on the grand traditions of conservative intellectual opinion.

by Crawdad Nelson December 3, 2016

trumparoma

The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.

There's been a hell of a trumparoma around here since they drained that swamp and filled it with sewage.

by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

Triggered

A trivialization of the psychological term for the effect wrought on an individual when items or events remind them of trauma they have suffered; an attempt to smear the holder of an opinion which with one disagrees; a simple-minded reply to any evidence which one has been told is fake news.

A: Climate change , by altering world weather patterns and sea levels, among other effects, threatens to cause traumatic dislocation and famine.
B: Triggered!

by Crawdad Nelson March 18, 2017

Banana Republican

Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.

Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.

by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024