Crawdad Nelson's definitions

trumplather

A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.

His underwear was ruined by all the trumplather he brought home from the rally.

by Crawdad Nelson December 1, 2016

Triggered

A trivialization of the psychological term for the effect wrought on an individual when items or events remind them of trauma they have suffered; an attempt to smear the holder of an opinion which with one disagrees; a simple-minded reply to any evidence which one has been told is fake news.

A: Climate change , by altering world weather patterns and sea levels, among other effects, threatens to cause traumatic dislocation and famine.
B: Triggered!

by Crawdad Nelson March 18, 2017

Banana Republican

Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.

Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.

by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024

Doubtrage

Anger without a specific object; anger misdirected toward the wrong object; anger directed against parties unknown.

The citizens were consumed by doubtrage when parking became more expensive without any warning or explanation.

by Crawdad Nelson November 2, 2016

Libtard

Liberal of stunning intellectual achievement

That Obama's a real libtard

by Crawdad Nelson December 7, 2016

C You Next Tuesday

Female genital organ, esp. in metaphorical sense.

Her: G'night
You: C You Next Tuesday!

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020