Crassius's definitions

hot tea

1. a euphemism for hottie, used in the show "Arrested Development" by Lucille Bluth
2. a technique used in fellatio, sipping tea at regular intervals to warm the mouth

She performed a hot tea on a hot tea.

by Crassius September 2, 2013

vampire

In psychology, one who lacks interests, but rather lives vicariously through others' enjoyments. Often seen in those with narcissistic personality disorder and those suffering post-narcissistic stress disorder, using others' reactions to determine if one should be satisfied. Betrays a pathological self-denial and codependency, perhaps resulting from a demanding parent in childhood.

He was indifferent to his own orgasms. Being a vampire, he was never satisfied until she came several times.

Vampire boyfriend: I'm only happy when you're happy.

General Sternwood in "The Big Sleep," of having to enjoy drinking only by watching others do so: "A nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy."

by Crassius September 14, 2019