76 definitions by Cranberry Bob
by Cranberry Bob October 27, 2020
A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.
Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.
by Cranberry Bob February 3, 2020
John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."
Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"
Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"
by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019
by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020
A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.
Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.
by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019
A frotteur is a male who obtains sexual gratification by dry-humping; that is, rubbing his erect penis against the vulva of his girlfriend during which both are wearing underwear.
by Cranberry Bob August 16, 2021
According to Walt Kelly, we sing:
"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash. and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezing on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!"
"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash. and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezing on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!"
by Cranberry Bob January 14, 2020