76 definitions by Cranberry Bob

make-out bra

A make-out bra is what you wear when you anticipate that you will permit your guy to go to second base.

Heather decided to wear her red make-out bra in anticipation of tonight's romancing.

by Cranberry Bob April 8, 2020

Crackaloo

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

by Cranberry Bob December 9, 2021

Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

gone Elvis

'Gone Elvis' means disappeared; out of sight.

Tom has gone Elvis on us.

by Cranberry Bob December 7, 2019

Dakota corndog

A Dakota corndog is a penis.

Laurie liked nothing better than a Dakota corndog after work.

by Cranberry Bob December 6, 2019

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 26, 2019

went tits up

When someone or something went tits up, it means that he, she, or it died.

The Trump campaign went tits up.

by Cranberry Bob June 15, 2020