161 definitions by Craig

ph33r

A synonym of ph34r.

ph33r my l33t skillz bi0tch!!!

by Craig November 25, 2002

fizz

unlucky, out of luck,

A football player misses an open goal. "how fizz is that" (how unlucky is that)

by Craig July 20, 2003

spam danglers

sagging fanny lips

omg her spam danglers are parting like moses making the sea part

by Craig December 9, 2003

Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles

"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."

by Craig September 14, 2004

waif

a homeless person; hobo

The waif was stealing shit.

by Craig January 20, 2004

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by Craig January 18, 2005