Craig's definitions

jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004

tomb raider

one who raids tombs - the act of having sexual intercourse

raid my tomb baby - oh yeah

by Craig May 20, 2004

fizz

unlucky, out of luck,

A football player misses an open goal. "how fizz is that" (how unlucky is that)

by craig July 20, 2003

trick-or-treat

American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.

Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.

by Craig November 1, 2004

sme

The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.

by Craig March 27, 2003

Nuah

(Niggor Under a Hat.)
A Black Person Putting on a hat, Du-rag Or object on their head.

Black Man To another Black man: "Nauh man, now lets get outta here."

by Craig April 27, 2004

WMOM

White Males Oppressing Minorities

Craig, man, you just can't be part of the WMOM.

by Craig April 13, 2005