Craig's definitions

infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003

anorgasmic

incapable of an orgasm

dylon is anorgasmic

by craig March 12, 2003

lotion

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.

david beckham

by Craig March 10, 2004

dickrature

a dude who all he talks about is sex

stop talking dickrature

by craig March 12, 2003

jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004

Busted

A band who had possibly one catchy song called 'Year 3000' or something. Their biggest fans are girls who don't really have a clue about good music they're just caught out by their supposed good looks. It has been rumoured they don't even play their own guitars. Busted also spawned another band called McFly which I swear to god do exactly the same songs as Busted which isn't surprising since Busted write their songs and are their best mates. Anyway Busted could be appealing to some, but not people who like proper guitar music.


See crap
Also see McFly

Commercial:

The new Busted album is out on sale featuring even more strangely contorted faces on the cover! Buy Soon! Only 2.99 'cause it's shit!

by Craig December 30, 2004

Brother J

The frontman in the hip hop group, X Clan.

Brother J is an amazing emcee for X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005