3 definitions by Countach Smeech

A bag of shite. Crap. Cac. Biz. Bollocks.
What an absolute bag-o-shite.
Pop idol is a bag-o-shite.
Scrap that bag-o-shite.
by Countach Smeech September 24, 2003
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In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.
Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.
by Countach Smeech September 24, 2003
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Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.
by Countach Smeech September 24, 2003
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