Definitions by Corn Flake

Popularity Contest 

noun- any high school class president election - ever.

Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.

Popularity Contest by Corn Flake October 26, 2006

school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.

1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.

school pool by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

sexy intercourse 

noun - one of Borat's terms for sex. He pronounces it seck-see in-ter-corse.

Borat: When do I gain entry to her vagin?
Dating Specialist: Her what?
Borat: You know sexy intercourse?
Dating Specialist: Oh, you want to go to bed with her?
Borat: Yes! Sexy Time! (claps hands)

sexy intercourse by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

red cent 

noun- A penny. named because copper is reddish in color.

After John was caught cheating on his bet with Jack, Jack wouldn't pay him a red cent.

red cent by Corn Flake October 11, 2006

1 vs. 100 

New game show hosted by that Bob Saget guy from Full House. Apparently it involves 1 person facing off in a trivia competition against 100 people.

That Bob Saget guy is hosting that game show 1 vs. 100.

1 vs. 100 by Corn Flake October 7, 2006

Phonosexual 

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

Phonosexual by Corn Flake October 5, 2006

Family Feud 

A long-running game show where two families try to guess what the "survey says" in order to win $20,000. Originally hosted by Richard Dawson, then by Ray Combs, then by Louie Anderson, then by Richard Karn, and finally is currently hosted by John O'Hurley.

John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!

Family Feud by Corn Flake September 21, 2006