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philiminate

to be eliminated from the amazing race. comes from the show's host phil keoghan who eeliminates the team in last place.
The other night on the amazing race some fat muslim guys were philiminated from the race.
by Corn Flake September 19, 2006
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school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.
1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.
by Corn Flake October 22, 2006
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Identity

A new game show that's going to be hosted by Penn from Penn and Teller. The premise of the game involves a person trying to match descriptions and occupations to somebody in group of 12 people solely based on looks. Top prize is $500,000 if you match all 12 successfully.
Penn: Welcome to Identity. Alright John, you'll win $250,000 if you can pick the person out of these three choices that is the crack whore!
by Corn Flake December 15, 2006
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Those were the days

phrase used when you reminisce about the "good old days" when life was easy. Even more fun if you make it a song like Edith and Archie Bunker did in the "All in the Family" opening.
Boy the way Glen Miller played
songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!
And you knew who you were then.
Girls were girls, and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the Days!
by Corn Flake January 16, 2007
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Willy on Wheels

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.
Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.
by Corn Flake November 11, 2008
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cement pond

noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.
Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!
by Corn Flake October 28, 2006
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Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.
John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!
by Corn Flake December 6, 2006
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