Definitions by Cooter Punch

north face 

the status symbol of suburban teens. commonly worn by females with ugg boots and sweat pants. though they claim "it's comfortable" common male side effects include: hyphema, eye herpes, glaucoma, corneal abrasion, and projectile vomiting.

Staci's mom got her a North Face and Ugg boots so she would fit in with her friends and always be a virgin.

north face by Cooter Punch January 28, 2008

graphinkalator 

(gra-fink-uh-lay-ter)

a graphing calculator. such as a TI-84

I can put all my class notes on my graphinkalator for my final!

graphinkalator by Cooter Punch January 28, 2008