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The Man is a common term used to describe a person when simple words like cunt, dickhead and asshole no longer do him justice. The man has an unusual high opinion of himself for example in his mind his first name is pussy and last name magnet but however in reality the last name is non existent. Another title the man gives himself is a sex god even tho he’s a virgin and instead of god it’s predator .If you come across the man at a party do not worry pass him two drinks and he’ll be smashed within the hour it goes without saying must be the man.
by Cono12 January 23, 2019
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Not to be. Confused with an actual family, the word family is commonly used by friend groups especially when the group is in high school the unfortunate thing about this is actually everyone in the so called family is just out for them self’s and doesn’t really care about the other members
We are a family
by Cono12 January 23, 2019
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Pussies who skip leg day and are usually named Saxon
by Cono12 December 18, 2018
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Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety
by Cono12 December 21, 2018
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