12 definitions by Colony

doohickey

A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.

Look at this funky doohickey I got!

by Colony October 15, 2003

boringosity

Unit of measure for how boring something is.

School has a high boringosity.

by Colony October 15, 2003

religion

The cause of all the world's problems.

Violence in the middle east is because of religious conflict.

Negative feelings towards homosexuals are based on religious beliefs.

by Colony September 21, 2003

vagina dentata

1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for "toothed vagina".

2. Name of a women's movement in Denmark that calls for women to not be submissive or un-agressive when in danger or being persecuted.

John Bobbit should have read up on vagina dentata.

by Colony January 22, 2004

Bobness

The essence of emulating Bob.

I glow with a powerful Bobness.

by Colony October 15, 2003