Colony's definitions

breast

What lonely teenaged boys wish they could touch.

Look at that girl's breasts. I just want to reach over and...

by Colony September 20, 2003

nice guy

A form of Man that leads a lonely life and never gets cut a break. Often dies with virginity intact.

I know Colin, he's a nice guy.

by Colony September 20, 2003

doohickey

A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.

Look at this funky doohickey I got!

by Colony October 14, 2003

penis

Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!

by Colony September 20, 2003

Bobness

The essence of emulating Bob.

I glow with a powerful Bobness.

by Colony October 14, 2003