Colin's definitions

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

SLB

Sweaty Little Boy, an acronym created for insults in Phantasy Star Online (early 2001) and later popularized by rap superstar Robo Randy in his mega hit “Spank Paddles”

"Hey Eros... I hear that guy likes SLBs."

by colin April 7, 2005

Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

by colin November 21, 2003

Eahhh

what you exclaim when receiving a blowjob and the girl is deepthroating your cock.(pronounced like YEAH without the Y)

Bobby was sucking my cock while i said Eahhh.

by colin April 10, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

Noxious Waste

A bad ass punk band from NE Philadelphia.

Dude did you go to the Noxious Waste show last night? Nah dude, they dont have shows yet. oh yea...

by Colin January 30, 2005