CognitiveFuel's definitions
The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.
Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Speed alarm clockmug. by CognitiveFuel January 1, 2023
Get the MDP2Pmug. 2m2b- Group is the 2-methyl-2-butyl group. Not to be confused with 2M2B (capital letters, 2-methyl-2-butanol). 2m2b can form groups such as 2m2b-OH (2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol, C5H11OH, 2-methyl-2-butanol, 2m2bOH), 2m2b-Cl (2-methyl-2-butyl chloride), 2m2b-Br (2-methyl-2-butyl Bromide), 2m2b-F (2-methyl-2-butyl Fluoride), and 2m2b-I (2-methyl-2-butyl Iodide). In addition, it could also form 2m2b-MgCl (2-methyl-2-butyl magnesium chloride), an intermediate in grignard reactions (which are performed in diethyl ether or dibutyl ether).
Tony: I reacted 2m2b-MgCl in diethyl ether with methyl iodide to synthesize 2m2b-Me (2,2-DMB; 2,2-Dinethylbutane). I used the 2m2b- Group
by CognitiveFuel August 19, 2023
Get the 2m2b- Groupmug. P2NP2 is Phenyl-2-NitroPropane, not Phenyl-2-NitroPropene. It's made by reducing Phenyl-2-NitroPropene with Sodium Borohydride in ethanol. P2NP2 can be converted to P2P (Phenyl-2-Propanone). Phenyl-2-Propanone is a precursor to Ethylamphetamine.
I converted P2NP2 to P2P.
by CognitiveFuel November 15, 2022
Get the P2NP2mug. A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.
by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015
Get the Benzedrexmug. Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
by CognitiveFuel December 17, 2022
Get the Crackmug. A speedball is NOT heroin mixed with cocaine. Speedballs don't contain cocaine or Crack. A speedball is heroin mixed with speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine). It's in the name, stupid. Speed is the Speed part and Heroin is the Ball part. Heroin makes you sleepy and Amphetamine makes you awake and energetic. Don't do heroin! Stick to Kratom! Also, don't do fentanyl. You can dissolve Amphetamine and Heroin in DMSO and put it on your skin and it goes right inside your body. The speedball can kill, but if you survive, you can get super high.
I mixed Heroin and Amphetamine in DMSO and poured it on my skin. It ended up in my bloodstream and I got super high. This is a great speedball.
by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023
Get the Speedballmug.