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A night owl on steroids is when you stay awake until midnight or later and even until 3am, 4am, or even 5am without feeling sleepy or tired. It's when you're sleeping until 11am, 12pm, or 1pm. You sleep 8 hours and feel refreshed when you wake up around noon or later. You get energized from 5am and even more later. It's delayed sleep phase disorder. The treatment is Modafinil early in the morning to wake up since you can't turn the rest of society into night owls on steroids or even night owls. Treatment also includes taking 25mg to 50mg Amitriptyline at 10pm So that by the time 11pm comes, you fall asleep.
Tony: I have delayed sleep phase disorder. So by taking Modafinil early in the morning, I can wake up early in the morning and stay awake. Then I fall asleep earlier too. I used to be a night owl on steroids. Now I'm an early bird as long as I take Modafinil early.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Night owl on steroids mug.An RC is a Research Chemical. Some research Chemicals get you high, or help you study at low doses (4F-MPH, a-PVP, Methcathinone). Some are milder and help you study with energy (Prolintane,
Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Cathinone). Some research chemicals help you study (Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax). Some can cure depression permanently (NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). Some RCs can help you stay awake and remember stuff (Hydrafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Flodafinil). Some RCs raise your mood by preventing breakdown of Dopamine and Norepinephrine (D,L-Deprenyl; Pheniprazine). Some are NDRIs (Thiopropamine, PhenylPropylAminoPentane). Some are histaminergic to help you wake up (Wakix, Sunosi, Modafini, Armodafinil, Flmodafinil, Fluorenol). Some RCs became medicine and can help with trauma to help you forget (Propranolol, Klonopin). Some are replacements for alcohol/ethanol (2-methyl-2-butanol, Bretazenyl). Some are empathogen-entatcogens (IndanylAminoPropane (IAP), IndanylMethylAminoPropane (IMAP)).
Warning /!\: The long term effects of research chemicals have not been studied.
Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Cathinone). Some research chemicals help you study (Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax). Some can cure depression permanently (NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). Some RCs can help you stay awake and remember stuff (Hydrafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Flodafinil). Some RCs raise your mood by preventing breakdown of Dopamine and Norepinephrine (D,L-Deprenyl; Pheniprazine). Some are NDRIs (Thiopropamine, PhenylPropylAminoPentane). Some are histaminergic to help you wake up (Wakix, Sunosi, Modafini, Armodafinil, Flmodafinil, Fluorenol). Some RCs became medicine and can help with trauma to help you forget (Propranolol, Klonopin). Some are replacements for alcohol/ethanol (2-methyl-2-butanol, Bretazenyl). Some are empathogen-entatcogens (IndanylAminoPropane (IAP), IndanylMethylAminoPropane (IMAP)).
Warning /!\: The long term effects of research chemicals have not been studied.
Tony: I took 100mg of Flodafinil and stayed up for 12 hours straight. I was studying.
The next day, I took 30mg Ethiopropamine (EPA) and 100mg Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide and studied and cleaned my room for 6 hours. Thanks RC!
The next day, I took 30mg Ethiopropamine (EPA) and 100mg Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide and studied and cleaned my room for 6 hours. Thanks RC!
by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023
Get the RC mug.Vitamin P is code for Prolintane. Prolintane is a stimulant of norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors developed in the 1950s. This is a pretty awesome stimulant that is sometimes used by overachievers and nootropic freaks. The dose range is 20mg to 40mg and the duration is 7 hours to over 12 hours. It is a mild stimulant with a very good safety profile. It works best if cycled(some time on Vitamin P, some time off Vitamin P). It has recently gained popularity among college students and professionals. The one side effect is that you may become a chatterbox while on Vitamin P. Prolintane is a nootropic with a better safety profile than propylhexedrine, cyclopentamine and caffeine. Prolintane is often referred to as Vitamin P and can go for as much as $20 dollars per 40mg dose. Doses of 40mg or more or continual use without breaks makes you hyper. Vitamin P makes you courageous, but you may seem to bold and occasionally act like a talkative nutbar. Your mind would literally feel like it's been overclocked. Vitamin P has no withdrawal effects and seems like a hybrid of caffeine
and NZT-jr.
and NZT-jr.
College student: Dude! I got so much work to do and all these classes and homework.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.
by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2014
Get the Vitamin P mug.Blue Molly is Blue MDEA (Blue 3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine). It's part of the MDxx family of chemicals. It's made by reductive amination of MDP2P (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone) with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The dose range is 100mg to 200mg. Blue MDEA makes you dance to music, love people, share secrets, and is sedating and relaxing. The sedating part is what's responsible for rumors of heroin laced ecstasy. So sometimes people take some Blue Speed along with the Blue Molly. Sometimes Blue Molly is Blue MDMA.
by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022
Get the Blue Molly mug.Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is when you smoke weed every week to everyday for several years and end up vomiting a lot.
What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.
In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.
But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.
Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.
In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.
But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.
Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
Steve: Smoke weed everyday!
*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom
(several years later)
Steve: *vomits brahdhrb
*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.
Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!
Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.
Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?
Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom
Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom
(several years later)
Steve: *vomits brahdhrb
*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.
Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!
Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.
Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?
Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom
Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
by CognitiveFuel January 22, 2023
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by CognitiveFuel September 8, 2023
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