CognitiveFuel's definitions

Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.

A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).

It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Product first

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!

Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.

by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

Cyclopentamine

Cyclopentamine is freebase cyclopentamine. It used to be used as a nasal decongestant before it got replaced by benzedrex with freebase Propylhexedrine. Cyclopentamine is weaker than Propylhexedrine. Dimethylamylamine freebase or Dimethylamylamine HCl can be used as a nasal decongestant, but Dimethylamylamine HCl was used as a pre-workout. Cyclopentamine HCl can be used as a pre-workout.

Fernando: I'm inhaling the nose decongestant which has freebase cyclopentamine in it. Now my nose is clear!

by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023

Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.

Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023

PAL

PAL (All capital letters) means PhenylAcetaLdehyde (Phenylacetaldehyde). It's a precursor to P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol) and Ethylamphetamine. You could either do a grignard reaction of PAL (Phenylacetaldehyde) with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to create P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol), or condense the PAL with ethylamine to create PAL ethylimine (Phenylacetaldehyde ethylimine), and do a grignard reaction with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) and do a hydrochloric acid work-up to create Ethylamphetamine. PAL might polymerize, but in air it can over-oxidize to PAA (PhenylAcetic Acid, Phenylacetic acid). PAL can also be used to synthesize Propylamphetamine and DEPEA (N,a-Diethylphenethylamine). DEPEA uses ethylmagnesium chloride.

Tony: I just synthesized Propylamphetamine by using PAL (Phenylacetaldehyde), doing a grignard reaction with methylmagnesium iodide to form P2Pol. Then oxidizing it using PCC (Pyridinium chlorochromate) to P2P. Then I condensed it with Propylamine and reduced P2P Propylimine (Phenyl-2-Propanone Propylimine) in an ethanol hydrogen oxide (ethanol water) solution using Aluminum Galinstan to yield Propylamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone

4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone (4,4-Difluorobenzophenone; 4 4-Difluorobenzophenone; 4 4'-Difluorobenzophenone) is an intermediate in the synthesis of the polymer PEEK and is also used in the synthesis of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Difluoromodafinil), Fladrafinil (Difluoroadrafinil) and Modafiendz (N-Methyl-Flodafinil, N-Methyl-Flmodafinil).

Tony: I synthesized Flodafinil (Flmodafinil) by using 4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone and sodium borohydride in ethanol, then converting the 4,4'-(Difluorophenyl)methanol to 4,4'-(Difluorophenyl)methyl bromide using Hydrobromic acid and Zinc chloride catalyst. Then reacting it with sodium thioglycolate. Then a few more steps and I got Flodafinil.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023