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A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).
Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.
Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!
Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!
Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023
Get the SARM Goblin mug.The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.
Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Speed alarm clock mug.White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).
Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.
*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later
Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later
Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
Get the White blood cells mug.MPA (Methiopropamine, MethioPropAmine), is a stimulant with a thiophene ring instead of a phenyl ring. MPA is short for Methiopropamine. This stimulant is the thiophene analog of methamphetamine. MPA is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine and 1/6 the strength of methamphetamine. So amphetamine is 4 times stronger than MPA while methamphetamine is 6 times stronger than MPA (Methiopropamine). MPA is sometimes called Speed Jr, Amp Jr, or Amphetamine jr.
WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity.
Oral:
Dosage
Threshold
10 mg
Light
20 - 30 mg
Common
30 - 50 mg
Strong
50 - 60 mg
Heavy
60 mg +
Duration:
Total
6 - 10 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
2 - 3 hours
After effects
1 - 2 hours
WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity.
Oral:
Dosage
Threshold
10 mg
Light
20 - 30 mg
Common
30 - 50 mg
Strong
50 - 60 mg
Heavy
60 mg +
Duration:
Total
6 - 10 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
2 - 3 hours
After effects
1 - 2 hours
Logan: I took 40mg of MPA (Methiopropamine). I cleaned my room and did my homework. I then went to the lab. I took 200mg of Modafinil the next day.
by CognitiveFuel December 15, 2022
Get the MPA mug.Chalk is one of the following.
1) A white or colored cylinder that you write on the chalkboard with. Some Chalk is used for sidewalks.
2) A powdery substance that you put on your hands when lifting heavy weights for extra friction.
3) 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) that can be used as a study aid or to get high. Last a short to medium time like 2 to 4+ hours and is stronger than Cocaine, Crack, and Ritalin, but weaker than Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine, Amphetamine). Chalk can be either snorted, smoked, or mixed with water and drank.
4) That blue stuff you put in the pool stick to shoot the white ball to hit the ball in the hole. Pool is a 2 player game, but you can practice on your own.
1) A white or colored cylinder that you write on the chalkboard with. Some Chalk is used for sidewalks.
2) A powdery substance that you put on your hands when lifting heavy weights for extra friction.
3) 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) that can be used as a study aid or to get high. Last a short to medium time like 2 to 4+ hours and is stronger than Cocaine, Crack, and Ritalin, but weaker than Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine, Amphetamine). Chalk can be either snorted, smoked, or mixed with water and drank.
4) That blue stuff you put in the pool stick to shoot the white ball to hit the ball in the hole. Pool is a 2 player game, but you can practice on your own.
1) Ms Breeze: ok. Today we are going to write an essay. First take notes from the chalkboard and then read the article. *writes more stuff on the Chalkboard with chalk.
2) Stan: *puts powder on his hands
*lifts heavy weights
3) Tyler: You got any Chalk. Like you know, 4F-MPH.
Walter: Sure. I got a gram of Chalk. $30 dollars. *shows 4F-MPH.
Tyler: *pays Walter.
Tyler: measures 20mg Chalk (4F-MPH) on a scale, then mixes it with water and drinks it.
Tyler: This is a good study aid! I think I'll have a beer! *has a beer.
*4F-MPH plus ethanol becomes 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate).
Tyler: Now I feel high.
4) Fernando: *Puts Chalk on the pool stick. *Shoots pool ball
2) Stan: *puts powder on his hands
*lifts heavy weights
3) Tyler: You got any Chalk. Like you know, 4F-MPH.
Walter: Sure. I got a gram of Chalk. $30 dollars. *shows 4F-MPH.
Tyler: *pays Walter.
Tyler: measures 20mg Chalk (4F-MPH) on a scale, then mixes it with water and drinks it.
Tyler: This is a good study aid! I think I'll have a beer! *has a beer.
*4F-MPH plus ethanol becomes 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate).
Tyler: Now I feel high.
4) Fernando: *Puts Chalk on the pool stick. *Shoots pool ball
by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023
Get the Chalk mug.The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Alaskan alarm clock mug.Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.
Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?
by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023
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