Coell's definitions

cold deck

(n) In poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.

"I'm not sure if it's a cold deck or I suck, but I can't win a hand tonight!"

by Coell May 14, 2005

bloody buddy

Bloody Mary, the cocktail. Popularized by Adam Sandler and David Spade's sketch "Dude", in which a group of surfers, stoners, and ganstas get drunk and crash a train.

"How bout a Bloody, buddy?"
"Don't mind if I do."

by Coell May 15, 2005

paint

Face cards in poker.

When the flop includes a Jack, King, and Queen a player may say "That's a lot of paint."

by Coell May 14, 2005

wired

In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.

by Coell May 14, 2005

grand jury

In poker, three fours, trip fours, 4-4-4.

I lost to the grand jury.

by Coell May 14, 2005

cracked

Texas Hold Em: Won a hand in poker against someone's superior hole cards, ofen pocket pairs.

"He cracked my cowboys with a flush on the river. What a rat!"

"Aces cracked gets a snack."

by Coell May 14, 2005

dog's bullocks

Brittish slang for cool or hip, as pointed out in the comedy of Eddie Izzard.

The queen's new dress is the dog's bullocks.

by Coell September 22, 2005