2 definitions by Cock Cobbler

When you are slamming your bitch in the butt on a dirty shag rug, and one then unloads a case of electrically charged cream into the bitchs' anal cavity.
After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.
by Cock Cobbler February 27, 2011
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When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.
I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.
by Cock Cobbler May 29, 2011
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